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Nadler Says Elections ‘Unreliable’ [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Dec 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/14/2019 9:51:11 AM PST by John Semmens

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler (D-NY) rejected arguments that we should allow the upcoming 2020 election to decide who will be president. “Elections are unreliable,” Nadler said. “We all saw what happened in 2016. Despite the heroic efforts by the FBI described in the Horowitz report, Donald Trump, with the aid of the Russians, managed to dupe enough strategically positioned voters to snatch victory away from the majority’s preferred candidate: Hillary Clinton. We cannot sit idly by and allow this to happen again.”

“We need to find our way to a better method of selecting who shall govern,” Nadler suggested. “The first step in a better method is to undo the error made in 2016. Impeaching Trump will accomplish this first step. Our hearings have compiled a damning case of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress against him. The best model we have for the appropriate exercise of power by a president was demonstrated by President Obama. Trump has strayed far from this model. That alone is sufficient to constitute abuse. That Trump has fought our three year effort to oust him is prima facie proof of his obstruction of Congress.”

“I am aware that the Republican controlled Senate may ignore its duty to convict and remove Trump from office,” Nadler acknowledged. “However, it is our hope that such a dereliction of duty will cause patriotic voters to rise up and oust these feckless officeholders as well as the criminal they would shield from punishment. Then with Democrats in full control of the presidency and both houses of Congress the restoration of the idyllic era initiated by President Obama can resume its thousand year reign.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/12/14/nadler-says-elections-unreliable/


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; impeachment; nadler; obama; russians; satire; trump

1 posted on 12/14/2019 9:51:11 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“That Trump has fought our three year effort to oust him is prima facie proof of his obstruction of Congress.”

Exactly


2 posted on 12/14/2019 9:56:47 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: John Semmens

I’ve never served in any kind of government position & neither has my dog, but I think either of us could do a better job than Nadler.


3 posted on 12/14/2019 10:27:28 AM PST by oldtech
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To: John Semmens
That's what this entire 3-year-long "impeachment" con job is all about: The Democrats and the rest of the Corruptocrats did not like the results of the 2016 Presidential Election, and they do not like the American People who elected Donald Trump to the Presidency.

It's about nullifying the election and stealing the votes of the Americans who elected Trump. Nothing else.

4 posted on 12/14/2019 10:31:19 AM PST by Savage Beast (The curse of high intelligence: Having to watch the morons try everything that obviously won't work.)
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To: John Semmens

AMAZING: President Trump refused to HELP the DemonRats Impeach him so they charge him with “Obstructing Congress”.


5 posted on 12/14/2019 11:14:29 AM PST by 1_Of_We
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To: Savage Beast
It's about nullifying the election and stealing the votes of the Americans who elected Trump. Nothing else.

Nothing else? REALLY?

It has NOTHING to do with Hunter Biden making $$88,000/month or $50,000 per month and he never went to Ukraine

It has NOTHING to do with John Kerry's son also having $$ in Ukraine

It has NOTHING to do with Nancy Pelosi's son Paul being tied up with the Ukraine AND the fact Nancy apparently had big $$ invested in the Ukraine.

YOUTUBE Pelosi's are ALSO getting big $$ from Ukraine

It has NOTHING to do with Schiff and clowns like Mitt Romney having staffers with ties to the Ukraine.

With so many in gubermint with their hands in the Ukraine cookie jar one might suspect that the RATS gave the Ukraine big $$ and they expected some of it to come back to the US' crooked politicians.

IF true, then it's clear WHY the RATS are fighting so hard. I would enjoy just as much that Romney could be facing jail time too. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of swamp deep staters.

They don't have to just get Trump, the RATS need to get Rudy and AG Barr. The longer Trump is in power, the harder it gets to cover up the Ukraine/Romanian/US corruption.

6 posted on 12/14/2019 11:16:41 AM PST by politicianslie (Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells-Indictments on the way, Oh what fun it will Be as The SWAMP get Drained!)
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To: John Semmens

Someone has a problem with elections that don’t go his way... separated at birth
7 posted on 12/14/2019 12:25:27 PM PST by BigEdLB (BigEdLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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To: All

Nadler and Beria do look a lot alike since Nadler’s baryatric surgery


8 posted on 12/14/2019 12:27:12 PM PST by BigEdLB (BigEdLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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To: politicianslie

HRC and Billy’s global crime apparatus, appears to have received at least
*$25 Million from Ukraine*, while they ultimately helped the Russians take Ukrainian energy resources, and ultimately served to keep Ukrainian government destabilized.

The Bidens were small fry!

All the money everyone else took combined, probably didn’t come close to what the Clinton’s took, or were given for their pro Russian subversive efforts in Ukraine.

I have personally spoken with a couple of agency friends, who are pretty emphatic the Clinton’s were actually given close to $75 Million dollars involving Ukrainian poc’s, by a few of Putin’s oligarchs. Although that was from their own open source research, unrelated to their job focus.

As well, it was originally Kremlin ops who provided the “dossier” information which would be spread out globally, to try and take out (Coup) President Trump. Moscow really did try to help HRC, both from Russia and their poc’s in Ukraine. Same information though.

The better open source link I don’t have readily available, which tracks the Clinton Foundation. The Clinton Foundation link has more information on Ukraine I believe.

https://news.iheart.com/featured/rush-limbaugh/content/2018-04-10-ukrainian-billionaire-gave-25-million-to-hillary-150-grand-to-trump-so-guess-what-muellers-investigating/

Probably lots of mistakes as I sent this from my phone.


9 posted on 12/14/2019 1:36:05 PM PST by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!))
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To: politicianslie

The real focus here, should not actually be the Bidens, although they are clearly guilty.

The real focus has to be HRC/Clinton Foundatuin/DNC (all)/and the joint Kremlin conspiracy to take control of U.S. Government t


10 posted on 12/14/2019 1:42:50 PM PST by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!))
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To: politicianslie

The Clinton Foundation may have taken in well over a Billion Dollars between Uranium One and Skolkavo, and the transfer of U.S. hypersonic missile, and laser weapon technology, throughout the Clinton/Obama Administration.

As well, it is believed by some on the inside, that $2-3 Trillion was siphoned from the U.S. Treasury in “0’s” eight years However, where it went is actually the real question.


11 posted on 12/14/2019 1:54:23 PM PST by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!))
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To: politicianslie

The level of crime which has taken place, and the exposure to foreign blackmail which exist largely within the DNC, and some of the GOPe, is mind blowing.

If HRC had won the election, foreign governments were well placed to demand and shape our own foreign and domestic economic and military policy.


12 posted on 12/14/2019 2:04:44 PM PST by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!))
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To: John Semmens

Elections are, only, useful when they elect Bolshies.


13 posted on 12/14/2019 3:57:30 PM PST by depressed in 06 (60 in '20. Now, more than ever!)
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