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Secret Reasons
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-9-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 12/09/2019 4:32:06 AM PST by NOBO2012

Are you feeling a little overwhelmed? Is the weight of the world combined with the stress and obligations that come along with Christmas beginning to unravel you around the edges?

“Unravel” Regardt Vander Meulen

E. B. White has a plan for begging off activities that you really don’t wish to attend or participate in:

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“I’m sorry, I won’t be able to (fill-in-the-blank), for secret reasons.”  Thank you Mr. E. B. White, that works quite well. In fact, I shall be deploying it today to explain why I won’t be attending the current performance of the Democrats’ Christmas impeachment play. They have their secret reasons for staging it and I have my secret reasons for not participating.

Hang in there!

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: christmas; impeachment

1 posted on 12/09/2019 4:32:06 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Best excuse ever. No need to explain further. (I think I’ll copy it...)


2 posted on 12/09/2019 5:07:28 AM PST by CondorFlight
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To: NOBO2012

I have to decline. I have a sexually ravenous wife with whom I can barely keep up! ( sarc.)


3 posted on 12/09/2019 5:09:32 AM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: NOBO2012

I don’t need a reason to decline, I just say “no thanks”. concocting a lie to justify my life ain’t my style.


4 posted on 12/09/2019 5:21:14 AM PST by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: Candor7

“I have to decline. I have a sexually ravenous wife with whom I can barely keep up! ( sarc.)”

Part time help available here! (sarc as well)


5 posted on 12/09/2019 5:39:37 AM PST by duckman ( Not tired of winning!)
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