Posted on 12/09/2019 4:32:06 AM PST by NOBO2012
Are you feeling a little overwhelmed? Is the weight of the world combined with the stress and obligations that come along with Christmas beginning to unravel you around the edges?
Unravel Regardt Vander Meulen
E. B. White has a plan for begging off activities that you really dont wish to attend or participate in:
Im sorry, I wont be able to (fill-in-the-blank), for secret reasons. Thank you Mr. E. B. White, that works quite well. In fact, I shall be deploying it today to explain why I wont be attending the current performance of the Democrats Christmas impeachment play. They have their secret reasons for staging it and I have my secret reasons for not participating.
Hang in there!
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
Best excuse ever. No need to explain further. (I think I’ll copy it...)
I have to decline. I have a sexually ravenous wife with whom I can barely keep up! ( sarc.)
I don’t need a reason to decline, I just say “no thanks”. concocting a lie to justify my life ain’t my style.
“I have to decline. I have a sexually ravenous wife with whom I can barely keep up! ( sarc.)”
Part time help available here! (sarc as well)
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