Posted on 12/01/2019 9:39:24 AM PST by John Semmens
Now that he’s leading in the polls in Iowa and New Hampshire Democratic presidential contender South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg is reported to be mulling over possible running mates. Rumored front runner is former National Football League quarterback Colin Kaepernick.
“Kaepernick is a man of unrivaled courage,” Buttigieg said. “His willingness to kneel while thousands of others stood for the National Anthem was beyond brave. It cost him his job and millions of dollars. That’s a far higher price than any other protester has paid. I think voters who believe in justice would relish the opportunity to elect him as my vice-president.”
In an effort to curry favor with the Buttigieg campaign, Kaepernick, while participating in an Unthanksgiving Day celebration in San Francisco on Thursday, took the opportunity to blast the US Government for “stealing over 1.5 billion acres of land from the Indians. It’s time we evict all the non-indigenous inhabitants squatting on this stolen land and send them back where they came from.”
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Kap’s kneeling skills would prove useful.
Kap could help Buttplug stay up in the polls
Hilarious! Colin’s the QB. Hands up under the center (Peter) for so long they had to call a delay of game.
One wonders when “Butboy” had his last, if ever mental exam?
lol
Kaepernick won't work for $235,100, which is less than half of the NFL minimum salary for only 16 days less work.
Kaepernick will never be the second-stringer for anyone.
And yes, I know it's satire.
I thought Kaepernick had major problems with a role as back-up.
So if Buttguy did go through with that, he’d better watch his back. Although it’s probably too late for that now.
IF there is any truth to this at all- pete is just looking for the black vote because he screwed up so bad with the black folks- He’s pandering- hopefully they see through his idiotic attempt-
“Rumored front runner is former National Football League quarterback Colin Kaepernick.”
I overheard the same thing. From a guy talking on his phone on the other side of the rink during a hockey game. What are the chances? : )
Pretty weak satire. Kaepernick won’t be 35 on Election Day in 2020.
bol.......you bad........
Booty Judge/Swallows Well 2020!
Buttplug and Asshole. Perfect couple.
I can’t tell the difference anymore between satire & reality unless it is clearly stated.
Logical, as Mr. Spock would say. Both love to play with balls and sweaty men.
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