Posted on 10/20/2019 10:47:12 AM PDT by John Semmens
A leak from inside the White House indicates that the Trump Administration is considering holding next June’s G-7 Summit at a Motel 6 in Newark, New Jersey. The leak alleges that President Trump expressed dissatisfaction with the demands for what he termed “posh accommodations at our expense. Since most of the European elites expected to attend don’t keep up with their NATO obligations to contribute to their own national defense why should we be lavish in hosting their junket to America?”
Motel 6 spokesman Tom Bodett characterized the Trump proposal “a fit example of American practicality. The G-7 attendees are all grown men and women. Surely they can cope with the no frills, low cost option we offer to weary travelers. Our motels don’t have grand ballrooms, but our smaller meeting rooms can handle the necessary participants representing the seven countries.”
In contrast, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) denounced this rumored move as “an insult to our long-term allies,” calling it “completely out of the question. We’re not talking about putting up the sort of deplorables who voted for Trump. We’re talking about the world’s best and brightest, the people who govern the masses. These leaders need to receive the same type of accommodations that have been customary for persons of their social ranking since the days of the Roman Empire. Clearly, this is yet another demonstration of Trump’s lack of fitness for the office. It is another impeachable offense committed in full view of the voters.”
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https://azconservative.org/2019/10/19/trump-admin-looking-at-motel-6-for-g-7-summit/
I love it
Camp David is a subsidiary of Motel 6
“We’ll leave the light on for you.”
Hookers and unlicensed pharmacists abound in many Motel 6 locations!
Good one John....
Trump might even contact Rush fo some of his Club Gitmo gear.
I understand Rush might even have some tee shirts in XXX-large for our “betters!”
Everyone in attendance gets a Meet and Greet Photo Op with Tom Bodett.
Finally, John, a semi-satire thread I can get behind. Good job, Sir.
Actually think this might be a good idea
Maybe they should meet at a Holiday Inn Express. That will make all the participants smarter.
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