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Trump Admin Looking at Motel 6 for G-7 Summit [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Oct 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/20/2019 10:47:12 AM PDT by John Semmens

A leak from inside the White House indicates that the Trump Administration is considering holding next June’s G-7 Summit at a Motel 6 in Newark, New Jersey. The leak alleges that President Trump expressed dissatisfaction with the demands for what he termed “posh accommodations at our expense. Since most of the European elites expected to attend don’t keep up with their NATO obligations to contribute to their own national defense why should we be lavish in hosting their junket to America?”

Motel 6 spokesman Tom Bodett characterized the Trump proposal “a fit example of American practicality. The G-7 attendees are all grown men and women. Surely they can cope with the no frills, low cost option we offer to weary travelers. Our motels don’t have grand ballrooms, but our smaller meeting rooms can handle the necessary participants representing the seven countries.”

In contrast, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) denounced this rumored move as “an insult to our long-term allies,” calling it “completely out of the question. We’re not talking about putting up the sort of deplorables who voted for Trump. We’re talking about the world’s best and brightest, the people who govern the masses. These leaders need to receive the same type of accommodations that have been customary for persons of their social ranking since the days of the Roman Empire. Clearly, this is yet another demonstration of Trump’s lack of fitness for the office. It is another impeachable offense committed in full view of the voters.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/10/19/trump-admin-looking-at-motel-6-for-g-7-summit/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: emoluments; pelosi; satire; trump

1 posted on 10/20/2019 10:47:12 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I love it


2 posted on 10/20/2019 10:51:39 AM PDT by Trump.Deplorable
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To: John Semmens

Camp David is a subsidiary of Motel 6


3 posted on 10/20/2019 10:57:14 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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To: John Semmens

“We’ll leave the light on for you.”


4 posted on 10/20/2019 11:05:46 AM PDT by moovova (You can't buy it back if you didn't sell it to me.)
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To: John Semmens

Hookers and unlicensed pharmacists abound in many Motel 6 locations!


5 posted on 10/20/2019 11:09:57 AM PDT by dynachrome (Build the wall, deport them all. And send her back!)
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To: John Semmens

Good one John....


6 posted on 10/20/2019 11:11:57 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Vendome
I am personally am recommending Gitmo, where they’ll get a great opportunity to visit some of their closest friends!

Trump might even contact Rush fo some of his Club Gitmo gear.

I understand Rush might even have some tee shirts in XXX-large for our “betters!”

7 posted on 10/20/2019 11:12:07 AM PDT by zerosix (native sunflowe)
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To: moovova
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8 posted on 10/20/2019 11:54:05 AM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: John Semmens

Everyone in attendance gets a Meet and Greet Photo Op with Tom Bodett.


9 posted on 10/20/2019 11:56:30 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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To: John Semmens
😂 Love it!
10 posted on 10/20/2019 12:02:13 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (<---has now left CA for NV, where God/guns have not been outlawed! She's done and he's won!)
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To: John Semmens

Finally, John, a semi-satire thread I can get behind. Good job, Sir.


11 posted on 10/20/2019 2:54:26 PM PDT by Scarpetta (The election of Donald Trump is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.)
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To: John Semmens

Actually think this might be a good idea


12 posted on 10/20/2019 3:06:04 PM PDT by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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Maybe they should meet at a Holiday Inn Express. That will make all the participants smarter.


13 posted on 10/20/2019 3:23:26 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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