Posted on 10/20/2019 4:39:54 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
You seriously just cannot make this stuff up, folks. – He’s tried everything in his failed campaign for the presidency: Lying about illegal immigration, lying about white supremacy, promising to steal your guns; hell, even his nickname is a lie designed to attract Hispanic voters. He’s re-booted his campaign four times thus far, and every time he does, his polling numbers fall even lower.
He’s tried waving his arms wildly, then holding them at his sides stiffly, then waving them wildly again. He’s tried jumping on tables to attract attention, pretending to change a tire on the van he was driving around Iowa, riding a skateboard, exploiting horrific tragedies and live-streaming his dental appointments, all in vain efforts to attract attention. And still, his polling numbers just kept nose-diving.
After the humiliating low turnout for his “counter-rally” in Grand Prairie, Texas on Thursday, you might have thought Irish Bob O’Rourke had finally, at long last, run out of ways to humiliate and embarrass himself. But if you thought that, you would be wrong. Oh, so terribly wrong.
I kid you not, folks, Saturday, October 19, 2019, will forever be remembered in history as the day that a pathetic, bumbling presidential joke candidate actually took to Twitter to do this:
Beto O'Rourke ✔ @BetoORourke In detention centers and in prisons, in big cities and small towns, women across America don’t have access to the period products they need. On #NationalPeriodDay, men need to join women in demanding real change—which is why I’m supporting the Menstrual Equity Act.
12.2K 9:39 AM - Oct 19, 2019 Twitter Ads info and privacy 11.2K people are talking about this Yes, friends, today is the day when a Democrat running for the presidency endorsed an effort to force taxpayers to fund the free provision of menstrual products to “individuals” who have “limited access” to those products.
Now, you may be wondering why the bill, H.R. 1882, otherwise known as the Menstrual Equity For All Act of 2019, would use the word “individuals” rather than describing the 50.1% of the human race who are actually able to have periods, “women.”
Well, the answer to that is that H.R. 1882 promotes the fantasy that people with men parts – and not women parts – are actually just as able to experience menstrual cycles as actual women who have actual women parts are able to do.
This is where Irish Bob O’Rourke wants to take our society: To a place in which jack-booted federal thugs arrive at your door at 3:00 in the morning to take away your guns, and where federal social justice warriors show up at your door once every 28 days to deliver menstrual products to your mentally ill 17 year-old son.
I swear I don’t make this stuff up, folks. Who could?
That is all.
If you came up with that line, kudos to you! I love it!
I think most of these libturds are actually running for Congress (next round).
One of my Cousins and Her Husband think Betzero should be President. She actually thinks he is a Kennedy.
I have avoided all family functions this year because of her political lunacy.
Yup. same here.
I've tried to explain as a conservative, I don't care whatever they believe is OK by me, no matter how insane...
That attitude is not a two way street.
It gets tiresome to be called a traitor, racist, homophobia, hater, etc after I say Hello....
AS LONG AS BETO’S WIFE KEEPS KICKING IN THE MONEY, HE WILL CONTINUE. OTHERWISE, HE’LL HAVE TO GET A JOB.
What I don’t get is that he believes he’s cute, accomplished, etc., when he such an obvious dork; the dorkiness oozes from him. Where does that even come from? How narcissistic is it possible for a person to be? Really...
HAS ANYONE CHECK’D WITH PETE’S WIFE AND HOW HE FEELS ABOUT HIS PERIOD PAINS EVERY 28 DAYS? I WONDER IF PETE FEELS SIMILAR PERIOD PAINS AS HIS WIFE.
“I WONDER IF PETE FEELS SIMILAR PERIOD PAINS AS HIS WIFE.”
Probably not. His wife calls her period ‘her friend’ so he thinks an old college buddy stops bye once a month.
There is regular (Alpha) stupid, and then there is double-down (Beto) stupid.
“Hell yes...” you mean that Stalinist, Mao-like pol?
Don’t laugh but there’s a school putting them in men’s room.
TX is overrun by Kalifornians and New Yorkers.
I apparently did not pay enough attention and thought national period day was about punctuation.
His political career is not only on life support; his brain waves have flatlined. Not that they were very active to start with but now there’s not even a flutter.
Stick a fork in him Jim. He’s dead. Soon to be thrown on the has-been junk pile of political history. Hopefully to never be heard from again. I know; too much to ask of an equally brain-dead enemedia.
Thanks for the belly laugh!!
I hope he’s able to stay in for a while longer - the best salesman the NRA ever had.
There must be a lot of swollen Democrat faces from all that face-palming.
Nevertheless, he is a threat to the GOP in TX, has name ID.
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