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News You Can’t Use: Sandwich Shaming
MOTUS A.D. ^
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| MOTUS
Posted on 09/21/2019 4:27:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Number two reason for not ordering a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato with Cheese:
Sandwich Shaming
Number one reason: Cheese on a BLT? That’s just wrong.
I’m only surprised that it ran in the Daily Mail instead of the New York Times – the newspaper of record that specializes in abused women stories.
NOTE: I’m pretty sure this is fake news based on a fake Facebook story but then that could be said of approximately 75% of all stories run in all newspapers.
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dailymail; fakenews; jimmyjohns
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To: a fool in paradise
99% puts mayo on a BLT.
It’s bad when you have to cut the cheese to make a sandwich.
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posted on
09/21/2019 7:30:53 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: CrazyIvan
Eeegadd! Just lost my appetite
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posted on
09/21/2019 7:32:31 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: real saxophonist
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posted on
09/21/2019 7:33:32 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: madison10
Do you smear mayo on your breakfast plate too?
It goes with bacon like anchovies do.
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posted on
09/21/2019 7:39:23 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
To: real saxophonist
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posted on
09/21/2019 7:39:23 AM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: Trailerpark Badass
Do you put mayo on beef hamburgers? That would explain a lot
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posted on
09/21/2019 7:41:56 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
To: NOBO2012
Well, cheese on a blt might be a problem.But who would have a problem with putting bacon on a cheese sandwich?
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posted on
09/21/2019 7:43:42 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("...a choice between Woke-fevered Democrats and Koch-funded Republicans is insufficient."-Mark Steyn)
To: Joe 6-pack
Like the commander in chief, US pacific fleet at Pearl Harbor was abbreviated “CINCUS”, pronounced “sink-us”?
CC
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posted on
09/21/2019 8:16:44 AM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
To: HotHunt
Between your bony knees.
CC
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posted on
09/21/2019 8:18:37 AM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
To: Celtic Conservative
He didn’t say “bony” knees. Just knees. “-)
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posted on
09/21/2019 8:24:05 AM PDT
by
HotHunt
(Been there. Done that.)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/21/2019 8:25:36 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
09/21/2019 8:26:23 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: nuconvert
Maybe it’s an acquired taste.
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posted on
09/21/2019 8:26:56 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
To: a fool in paradise
I use mayo on a lot of things, including hamburgers. No bun or tomato, just mayo and a slice of cheese.
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posted on
09/21/2019 8:29:26 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
09/21/2019 8:41:57 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(Help Shorten FReepathons......DONATE MONTHLY)
To: madison10; a fool in paradise
"Who DOESN’T put mayo on a BLT?" Two words; Miracle Whip!
(Every Midwesterner will agree! Coastal dwellers seem to prefer LGBTQ with mayo.)
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posted on
09/21/2019 9:02:11 AM PDT
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: Fiji Hill
"I like to order the 49er Muffin" The way California is trending, they should adopt "#2" as their official state branding trademark. The #2 muffin! mmmm
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posted on
09/21/2019 9:07:07 AM PDT
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: a fool in paradise
You put Mayo on a BLT, Mustard on a Hot Dog and Ketchup on a Hamburger as the good Lord intended.
To do otherwise is against Nature. LOL
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posted on
09/21/2019 9:09:01 AM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
To: outofsalt
Miracle Whip
Ingredients
Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil,
high-fructose corn syrup,
vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip
Mayonaise
It is a stable emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and acid, either vinegar or lemon juice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayonnaise
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posted on
09/21/2019 9:10:24 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: a fool in paradise
The mayo is more for the lettuce & tomato - like a dressing on a salad. Do you like crumbled bacon in a green salad?
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posted on
09/21/2019 9:13:39 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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