Two words; Miracle Whip!
(Every Midwesterner will agree! Coastal dwellers seem to prefer LGBTQ with mayo.)
Miracle Whip
Ingredients
Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil,
high-fructose corn syrup,
vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip
Mayonaise
It is a stable emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and acid, either vinegar or lemon juice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayonnaise
Miracle whip is NASTY.
Well, I only use Miracle Whip, as I hate mayo. Put them in the same category, though.