A student found an ancient Canadian village that’s 10,000 years older than the Pyramids

www.archaeology-world.com ^ | AUGUST 16, 2019 | ARCHAEOLOGY WORLD TEAM

[Anoop]

An ancients village dating back to before the Pyramids era was discovered by a team from Canadian Ph.D. students.

CTV reports that a team of students from the University of Victoria’s archeology department has uncovered the oldest settlement in North America.

[rktman]

And, no doubt wiped out by climate change due to ancient SUVs.

[bwest]

Bet they had a good curling team.

[rjsimmon]

What hockey team did they support?

[2banana]

They carbon dated the hockey sticks found at the site.

[wally_bert]

Zap Rowsdower getting his doctorate?

[C210N]

student found an ancient Canadian village that’s 10,000 years older than the Pyramids...

I'm certain there is a Far Side that covers this situation...

[EinNYC]

And, no doubt wiped out by climate change due to ancient SUVs.

[Dr. Sivana]

What hockey team did they support?

It was Lacrosse in those days. It just looked like hockey because there was ice everywhere.

[DannyTN]

Is the maple syrup still good?

[Vigilanteman]

Was there a Tim Horton’s?

[Migraine]

“And so we, like, sent our piece of charcoal off to the lab to be dated; and the lab dudes were all, “What date do you think we’ll find on this piece?” And I’m all, “Oh, I’m thinking like, maybe, 10,000?” He goes, “You mean years, right?” And I go, “Yeah, sure.”

[laxcoach]

When I played lax at GT, I begged my teammates to chip in, rent the local ice rink, and play ice lacrosse. No takers. I still want to do it.

[Hieronymus]

Please find it and post. Indeed, I would welcome the posting of any random Far Side cartoons.

[Dr. Sivana]

How many safety rules were broken in the FLintstones’ car?

1. Pebbles in the front seat.
2. Pebbles not in child seat.
3. Babm-Bam unsecured
4. Dashboard made of unapproved material
5. No evidence of airbags
6. No backup/brake lights
7. In adequate roll protection
8. No crumple zone
9. No anti-whiplash headrests
10.No seatbelts for Fred, Wilma,Barney, Betty
11.Too many passengers in car

[Dr. Sivana]

Was there a Tim Horton’s?

In those days it was a "Gordie Howe's".

[Hieronymus]

What hockey team did they support?

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Undoubtedly the village was divided on the issue, probably resulting in many deaths, but given the location I would expect that over 80% would pull for either the Canucks or the Habs.

[Hieronymus]

Very good.

Are you by chance a Blackhawk’s fan?

[Hieronymus]

While Canada officially has two official sports, I’ve heard a great description of lacrosse by those who support it over hockey:

Lacrosse is like hockey, only with fighting.

[rx]

Be advised, quite a number of people don't recognize an anachronism when they see it:

I consider that we don't really know the age of the Giza Pyramids. Some say they're from 4500 years ago, but others perhaps reasonably say the evidence points to a time one to three Great Years earlier (Great year = 25,765 years).