Ahahahahaha.
Posted on 08/15/2019 12:04:25 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
A new scientific breakthrough could increase the odds that Hillary Clinton, 71, could enter the Democratic primary in an effort to unite the party behind a tried and tested (albeit twice-failed) candidate in 2020.
Clinton, whose unsuccessful 2016 campaign was plagued by challenges related to likability, balance, mobility, health scares, corruption, incompetence, and hubris, will be thrilled to learn that researchers at Keio University in Japan have developed a piece of technology that could mitigate at least one of those factors in the event she decides to run again.
The "Arque" is an "artificial biomimicry-inspired anthropomorphic tail" that elderly individuals can wear "as an extension of human body to provide active momentum alteration in balancing situations, or as a device to alter body momentum for full-body haptic feedback scenarios." In other words, it could be just the thing Hillary needs to overcome the general distaste with which she is viewed by a majority of the voting public.
(Excerpt) Read more at freebeacon.com ...
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So she could look even more like Godzilla? The Japanese JSDF would kick her out.
At first I thought this was, like, a parody or satire or something.
Odds.... slightly increasing....
It would be the only tail Bubba would not chase.
Ok now that comment is BASED!!!
A new scientific breakthrough could increase the odds that Hillary Clinton, 71, could enter the Democratic primary in an effort to unite the party behind a tried and tested (albeit twice-failed) candidate in 2020
Could enter the primary? Ha ha ha ha .... there’s no way she isn’t.
The best part of all the morons that are running now is that they think they all have a chance. She isn’t going to let them run against the President. At some point, maybe toward the end of the year, the chaos will start to bubble to the surface. Stories will start being leaked to the media, with all the dirt on each one of them. After the first of the year, it’ll be an all out, knock down, bar room brawl.
The script will read that at that time, the MSM will be pleading for someone to be the adult in the room and take control and from there she will come.
Only to get her fata$$ handed to her once again.
I half expect them to nominate her again after a hung convention.
That damned demon would never wear something like that out in public. She’s spent her whole life hiding her own tail.
Ummm, how about we just stick a Railroad Tie up hitlary’s backside ?
That would still provide a 3 point stance wouldn’t it ?
LOL !!! Good one.
She already has a tail.
She’s a reptilian.
Ahahahahaha.
Did they find a cure for evil?
The scene in Temple of Doom, with the obviously mechanical Mola Ram holding the flaming heart he had just removed from a live body, comes to mind.
Hildabeast simply cannot accept that the American people have rejected her twice. She’s entitled damn you! It’s her turn!
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