Posted on 08/12/2019 4:43:35 PM PDT by John Semmens
At an Iowa Democratic presidential campaign event, former Vice-President Joe Biden electrified an enthusiastic crowd of supporters by assuring them that poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. They may not pay attention in school or get good grades, but many in our urban areas have shown entrepreneurial promise by establishing thriving small drug distribution businesses that have overcome the daunting opposition of the police and the law. This, not diplomas on the wall, is the kind of action that makes America great.
Biden also tried to bolster confidence in Democratic electoral success by emphasizing that we choose truth over facts. Republicans are fond of boasting about economic statistics showing rising wages and lower unemployment, but they overlook the toll that effort takes on a persons psyche. Democrats know that the true path to happiness comes from reducing stress. Our plan to have the government play the leading role in the redistribution of wealth will reduce stress by guaranteeing a decent standard of living to everyone. Those who want to work will be permitted to continue working. Those who dont will be free to enjoy the leisure previously restricted to the wealthy. This truth will triumph over the out-dated facts the GOP uses to oppress the middle class.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2019/08/10/castro-defends-doxxing-trump-supporters/
And gaffs
It’s really hard, it would seem, to do satire of good ole’ Joe.
Bidens latest gaff: White politicians are just as smart as black politicians!
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