Posted on 07/20/2019 11:28:20 AM PDT by John Semmens
While much of the world seems to regard Iran’s seizing of ships near the Straits of Hormuz as”troubling,” former US Secretary of State John Kerry called these actions “gratifying. I’ve been advising the government of Iran to stand up against Trump’s bullying for more than two years. I’m glad to see they’re finally doing so.”
Kerry brushed aside accusations that his actions might be construed as treason, contending that “since we are not currently at war with Iran they are not our enemies, therefore, the aid I’ve given them doesn’t meet the Constitution’s definition of treason. As a citizen of the world, it is my right to choose my own friends. I see nothing wrong with helping out those friends in a time of need.”
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https://azconservative.org/2019/07/20/kerry-hails-irans-seizures-in-gulf/
Treason, Lurch.
He might suit up again and go into action!!
Kerry is a criminal! Someone needs to take him out for what he’s been doing. It is treasonous to “advise” one of this country’s sworn enemies.
He shot more videos than viet cong!
Kerry Hails Iran’s Seizures in Gulf .
Still the unAmerican asshole he always has been. Disgusting traitor.
Maybe it’s just me, but I think calling your blog “semi-satire” is a turn off. I never know what parts, if any, are true, so I skip the whole thing.
It’s a shame, because I like satire, and I like news - I just like to know which it is.
Sure wish we’d see some 80 year old lady just beat the snot out of lurch. And in public.
The best satire sounds like something the target would really say and you nailed it with this one! Well done!
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