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Google Warns Democrats [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 30 June 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/30/2019 10:29:55 AM PDT by John Semmens

Jen Gennai, head of Google’s “Responsible Innovation” team, advised Democrats “to make sure all the anti-corporate rhetoric stays rhetoric. They need to keep in mind that we are with them 100 percent in their goal to oust Trump and will do everything in our power to assure that this effort succeeds.”

“Elizabeth Warren is saying we should break up Google,” Gennai complained. “And like, I love her but she’s very misguided, like that will not make it better it will make it worse, because all these smaller companies who don’t have the same resources that we do will be charged with preventing the next Trump situation, it’s like a small company cannot do that. Our virtual monopoly over Internet search results can pretty much guarantee that only approved messages dominate and unacceptable ideas are blocked.”

In a separate encounter, in a response to Sen. Ted Cruz’s (R-Tex) questions, Google UX director Maggie Stanphill denied the company is politically biased. “We only edit out or ban content that violates our standards,” Stanphill explained. “Everything that meets our standards is fully accessible to every Internet user. The only ones complaining are the extremists who fall outside the bounds of our mainstream values.”

As proof of their lack of bias Google has taken down all the Veritas videos of Google employees admitting the firm uses biased algorithms to censor political conservatives.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/06/29/dems-promise-free-health-care-for-all/


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: censorship; google; satire; veritas

1 posted on 06/30/2019 10:29:55 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I found both news about project Veritas and the Project Veritas website very easily on google just now.


2 posted on 06/30/2019 10:33:22 AM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: dp0622

They do MORE THAN ENOUGH evil things that we don’t HAVE TO stretch the truth


3 posted on 06/30/2019 10:34:19 AM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: John Semmens

Fools that support Leftists thinking they’ll appreciate it always realize they made a huge mistake about the time they are put up against a wall and shot.


4 posted on 06/30/2019 11:19:24 AM PDT by Bayan
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