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VIDEO: Frisky Golden Retriever Loves to STEAL Your Stuff
YouTube ^ | June 1, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 06/01/2019 5:52:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Teddy the Golden Retriever is less than a year old but he has already learned how to steal your stuff which he loves to do. Nothing is safe from Teddy. If he thinks you have something you value in any way, he will try to steal it from you. For example, he once stole my selfie-stick and hid it under the dining table. Another time he grabbed a plastic bag containing a bottle of Pepsi from me and stole that as well. Teddy also goes on "havoc runs" in which he runs upstairs and quickly grabs things at random to hide downstairs. The more he annoys you, the better he likes it. The only warning you get from Teddy that he is about to steal from you is the impish look he gets in his eyes.


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dogs; dogthief; goldenretriever
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This dog belongs to my niece and nephew. Their previous dog, Bryan, the miniature pug, had a completely opposite personality and was sort of asocial.
1 posted on 06/01/2019 5:52:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Sounds like some good training is in order.

This kid of behavior gets tiring very fast.


2 posted on 06/01/2019 5:58:45 AM PDT by riverrunner ( o the public,)
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Well, Teddy knows a few tricks such as when we order him to “SIT.” Anyway, despite his behavior being a bit annoying, it is also fun to watch him going on his stealing rampages. However, I wasn’t too happy when he stole my selfie-stick and kept it well-hidden.


3 posted on 06/01/2019 6:03:37 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (SUBSCRIBE to the DUmmie FUnnIes YouTube Channel...NOW!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

You call it stealing; Teddy calls it retrieving.


4 posted on 06/01/2019 6:16:24 AM PDT by Cecily
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To: PJ-Comix

BFL


5 posted on 06/01/2019 6:19:51 AM PDT by rlmorel (Trump to China: This Capitalist Will Not Sell You the Rope with Which You Will Hang Us.)
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To: Cecily

Good point. I guess that’s because he is a Golden RETRIEVER.


6 posted on 06/01/2019 6:22:27 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (SUBSCRIBE to the DUmmie FUnnIes YouTube Channel...NOW!!!)
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To: Cecily

Correct.

The dog needs a daily trip to a body of water to practice stick retrieval. And to get walked about 4 mi. / day daily.


7 posted on 06/01/2019 6:22:51 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: PJ-Comix

I had a Golden I taught to bring in the Sunday paper. I got up one Sunday morning and Rusty was sitting by a pile of papers on the front porch. He was very proud of himself. I got to play newspaper boy that morning.


8 posted on 06/01/2019 6:28:44 AM PDT by dljordan
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To: dljordan

Lol!


9 posted on 06/01/2019 6:48:54 AM PDT by NorthstarMom
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To: PJ-Comix

This will lead to a obsessive behavior if not corrected.

He will “claim” that stuff as his own. It can lead to aggression in time.

Its entirely different than retrieving, where the dog is working to please the master.

Never have to strike the dog. Use treats to reward the correct behavior-when you go to reclaim whatever he has, when he gives it up, reward him. If he attempts to claim something, get in between him and that item and use your hands to warn him off-point your finger at him and give him a look of-”you better not try that.” Then step towards him to convince him that it is YOURS and not his. When he backs off, reward him. with a petting or praise.


10 posted on 06/01/2019 6:51:24 AM PDT by crz
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It's in their DNA. Golden retrievers are inherent kleptomaniacs.

I had a golden whom I loved dearly. She stole from all the neighbors. Every week, my wife and I had to return some item or another that she had stolen.

There was on neighbor who was notoriously difficult. The golden stole a pair of shoes from her. Taking them back took enormous courage.

Except for this ghastly fault, our golden was just about perfect.

11 posted on 06/01/2019 7:09:10 AM PDT by Savage Beast (A Manichaean struggle between TRUTH and evil grips America. Presiden Trump holds the Light of TRUTH!)
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To: Cecily

It’s all a game to him. He gets your attention, his goal. I bet he can tell you think it’s funny, so he senses you enjoy the game too!


12 posted on 06/01/2019 7:21:36 AM PDT by Reily
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To: riverrunner

This is puppy ehavior. He will grow out of most of is.

I was given a Queensland heeler puppy. Now about a year old.

However, has the memory retention of a gnat.

When she gets pushed away, she rebounds like a boomerang.

If I don’t speak after reprimanding her, she stays still. IF I SPEAK-—she seems to think that was a one-time & short time reprimand and comes back for more attention.

She is all muscle, bone & attitude.

HOWEVER-—she is a great watchdog...nothing escapes her attention & barking, including the bunnies who live under the hay stack.

She is taking forever to socialize. She wants attention all the time, but she is very mouthy towards anyone who comes near me. She gets put into office when neighbors come over, unless those neighbors are the ones with doggie treats-—then she LOVES them & begs them for more treats.

Everyone says she will grow out of it at 3 or 4. I am now 79, and am not sure I will last that long.


13 posted on 06/01/2019 7:29:03 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: PJ-Comix

Teddy’s a big tease! I had a dog was half retriever (and half wheaton terrier); if he didn’t have something to take from you, he’d take whatever he’d think you MIGHT like and try to make it seem like the most wonderful thing in the world so you’d chase him (growling and dropping his front half, like a terrier). (If you know terriers, you know they have a growl that they use for attention to play, rather than to intimidate; it’s totally different than an angry growl.) You’d think he wants to play fetch, but he really wants to play keep-away!

We put the Christmas tree out in the back yard until we could prepare the living room for it, and the dang dog tried to play keep-away with the Christmas tree!


14 posted on 06/01/2019 7:31:12 AM PDT by dangus
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There is a product for flea/tick collar that is on TV. Boxer named JAKE is always bringing something back home.

Best one is when he shows up t the door with the TOP of a bikini in his jaws.........


15 posted on 06/01/2019 7:33:54 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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That tops the difficult neighbor's shoes!
16 posted on 06/01/2019 7:39:39 AM PDT by Savage Beast (A Manichaean struggle between TRUTH and evil grips America. Presiden Trump holds the Light of TRUTH!)
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17 posted on 06/01/2019 7:52:38 AM PDT by null and void (The press is always lying. When they aren't actively lying, they are actively concealing the truth.)
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To: PJ-Comix

So you managed to raise a Democrat, you must be so proud:^)


18 posted on 06/01/2019 8:01:55 AM PDT by desertfreedom765
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Not my dog. It belongs to my sister-in-law and her kids.


19 posted on 06/01/2019 9:25:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (SUBSCRIBE to the DUmmie FUnnIes YouTube Channel...NOW!!!)
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To: null and void

That Coppertone billboard had been at the same location near where I used to live for about 50 years. Tragically they finally took it down. PC? It was located by the 1-95/Palmetto Xpressway Cloverleaf in North Miami Beach, Florida. It was part of our landscape like the HOLLYWOOD sign. Now sadly gone.


20 posted on 06/01/2019 9:28:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (SUBSCRIBE to the DUmmie FUnnIes YouTube Channel...NOW!!!)
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