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Judge Denies Trump's Right to Privacy [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/24/2019 6:15:50 PM PDT by John Semmens

In Manhattan federal court, District Judge Edgardo Ramos dismissed Trump's lawyers' objection to breaching his privacy and ordered Douche Bank and Capital One to turn over his records to two House of Representatives committees.

Douglas Letter, general counsel for the House of Representatives, praised the decision, calling it "integral to proving that Trump colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 election. Admittedly, the Mueller investigation failed to find any evidence that Trump colluded with Russia, but that effort was rushed, under-manned and under-funded. That's why we must take over and ensure that no stone is left unturned in pursuit of our objective."

Judge Ramos used a "greater good" argument to justify "exceeding the 'probable cause' requirement that normally would have precluded this invasion of privacy. If we were talking about an ordinary criminal defendant there would not have been sufficient predicate for the action we are ordering. However, we are talking about the most powerful individual on Earth with access to the full resources of the federal government. The privacy of such a person must be secondary to the public good. Whether Congress once in possession of Trump's banking records uses this information for the public good cannot be guaranteed, but trampling the constitutional rights of one man is a small price to pay if there is any chance that Congress will do the right thing. It is the collective benefit that takes precedence over any private benefit."

In related news, the New York State Legislature has passed and Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) has signed a bill of attainder against President Trump. The new law retains the restriction on releasing confidential tax records of every other taxpayer except Trump. Cuomo says he is confident that this move is legal "because the US Constitution only bars Congress from passing a bill of attainder. Passing such a bill is a right reserved to the states under the Tenth Amendment."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/261750-2019-05-24-semi-news-semi-satire-may-26-2019-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: congress; constitution; court; privacy; satire; trump

1 posted on 05/24/2019 6:15:50 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 05/24/2019 6:17:20 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Passing such a bill is a right reserved to the states under the Tenth Amendment.

Not according to that pesky Article 1 Section 10, but it was written by a bunch of dead white guys, and so can be safely ignored.

3 posted on 05/24/2019 7:15:08 PM PDT by TChad
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To: John Semmens

Old Edgardo Ramos!? How about no more third world immigration for 100 years to start?


4 posted on 05/25/2019 12:38:36 AM PDT by northislander
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To: John Semmens

Everyone has 4th amendment rights, including the President.


5 posted on 05/25/2019 6:49:48 PM PDT by Revolutionary ("Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!")
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