Skip to comments.Comey Credits Communist Past for His “High Moral Character” [semi-satire]
Posted on 05/20/2019 11:38:10 AM PDT by John Semmens
Under continuing investigation by Attorney General William Barr for his strange decisions and actions regarding the Trump candidacy and presidency, former FBI Director James Comey cited my earlier communist ideology for providing a steady ethical weather vane to guide me toward doing the right thing.
Comey dismissed contentions that federal law enforcement officials should not interfere in political matters as bourgeois delusion. The higher duty is to the collective well-being of mankind. Sometimes following the law fulfills this duty. At other times going beyond the bounds of the law may be required in order to achieve this duty. The clear consensus of those of us working for President Obama was that Donald Trump presented the most severe threat to the collective of any of the candidates running in the 2016 campaign. Recusing ourselves from using the vast powers at hand was not an option.
We would have succeeded if Rosenstein hadnt double crossed us, he complained. He was supposed to testify that Trump ordered him to write the memo advising that I be fired. That would have clearly established the charge of obstruction. But he weaseled out, saying he needed to preserve his options in case things went south. Now hes out there pretending he was some sort of a mole inside our conspiracy to save the country from Trump. Its disgusting to see that some people have no sense of honor or integrity.
The former FBI Director expressed profound disappointment at the failure of our efforts to accomplish the mission and admitted that I am also hurt that fellow communist John Brennan is now breaking ranks and trying to save himself by blaming me for all the laws that were broken. I wrote the book on loyalty. Brennan should follow the lead that I laid out in my book. We still have allies within the government and we should all stick together during the perilous times to come. In the long run, communism will win. Marx clearly laid that out in his dialectical materialism analysis of history. Getting there with as little damage as possible to the true patriots must be our common goal.
For his part, Brennan questioned whether Comey truly understands the principles and methods of the fight for the communist revolution. Accusing others has a long history within the communist movement. Lenin and Stalin set the example. That Comey would complain rather than accept the blame the movement has decided he must in order to advance the revolution is a betrayal of the ideals the movement is trying to implement as the new ethos for the working class utopia.
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Comey Credits Communist Past for His High Moral Character.
Wonder when this Gangling Idiot is going to be indighted and sent to prison where he belongs?
No wonder his ethical weather vane failed and he did the wrong thing!
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