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Report: All Six Men Attracted To Feminists Deeply Affected By Sex Strike [Satire]
Babylon Bee ^ | May 13, 2019 | Staff

Posted on 05/14/2019 4:38:49 AM PDT by C19fan

According to a new report performed by the American Public Health Association, all six men who are sexually attracted to feminists are already suffering deeply from the ongoing sex strike for abortion rights.

The six men in the nation who identify as feminist-attracted include Greg, Sebastien, Shiloh, Ansel, Jade, and Ashley. All of them are from Oregon.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: feminism; satire
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1 posted on 05/14/2019 4:38:49 AM PDT by C19fan
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To: C19fan

The VERY SAD part is, at least until they open their mouths, there are a lot of hot girls in Manhattan that are left o left.

But like i said, once they open their mouths..

But in a bar at 4am and 25 years old and drunk, I didn’t really give a #### what they were saying :)

Nor did I pay attention to any of it :)


2 posted on 05/14/2019 4:53:44 AM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if.. Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR)
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To: C19fan

“All of them are from Oregon.”

That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.


3 posted on 05/14/2019 4:56:04 AM PDT by moovova
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To: C19fan

LOL, the title was good enough to click into!


4 posted on 05/14/2019 5:15:40 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
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To: C19fan

Will Snopes rate this as false by proving that there are only five men attracted to feminists?


5 posted on 05/14/2019 5:36:46 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
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To: C19fan
I believe you need to spit when you say the word Men when referring to those 6 specimen. (Spit sound).
6 posted on 05/14/2019 5:53:34 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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To: dp0622

“But in a bar at 4am and 25 years old and drunk, I didn’t really give a #### what they were saying :)”

Ahh, I remember those nights at the Limelight. Also remember those nights at the Factory in SI.


7 posted on 05/14/2019 5:56:51 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Only a Replacement Wall? Ann Coulter is deeply saddened.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

The Factory.

I was 18 in ‘86. Big place was the Caves.

I think my sister, who is 6 years older, went to the Factory.

I might have just missed it.


8 posted on 05/14/2019 6:07:06 AM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if.. Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR)
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To: KarlInOhio

But they forgot Sage. I’m sure Sage is attracted to these Lysistratas. Being, himself, of the feminine persuasion.


9 posted on 05/14/2019 6:46:10 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("I ain't denyin' the women are foolish. The Good Lord made 'em to match the men.")
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Specimen?

Ah yes. In-DUH-viduals.

10 posted on 05/14/2019 6:47:14 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("I ain't denyin' the women are foolish. The Good Lord made 'em to match the men.")
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To: Mrs. Don-o
I'll have to do some analysis.
11 posted on 05/14/2019 7:00:50 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o
is Lysistrata the excuse greeks took to buggering little boys?
12 posted on 05/14/2019 2:41:36 PM PDT by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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To: Chode

No, I don’t think so.

Lysistrata was a fictional character in a 5th century BC theatrical/political comedy, and as I remember it (saw it in college ages ago) there was only one homosexual character in the very big cast,and he was a figure of ridicule.

If anybody knows any more of this history,please jump in!


13 posted on 05/14/2019 2:56:54 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

yeah, i shoulda put a sarcasm tag on it... it’s been said to be the father of comedy


14 posted on 05/14/2019 3:36:42 PM PDT by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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To: C19fan

Cinch up your Peta fanny pack & primp your man-bun and go shopping for some organic skinny jeans, beta boys - pick up some farm fresh to table kale at the store on the way home ... you’ll feel better.


15 posted on 05/14/2019 3:55:57 PM PDT by Eagles Field
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