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Dem Wants to Revive Star Chamber Court [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 May 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/11/2019 2:44:51 PM PDT by John Semmens

Frustrated with the unsatisfactory results of the Mueller Report, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif) wants to initiate Congressional trials for members of the Trump Administration “who defy our demands for documents and testimony.”

Schiff characterized these prosecutions as “mini-trials that could be conducted without the presence of the accused. They would be tasked with a simple decision: has the accused complied with our demands or not. The House would render judgment and determine whether the accused would be jailed, fined, or both. With fines running up to $25,000 per day of continued disobedience, not to mention the legal fees involved in hiring defense attorneys, could quickly become financially ruinous. I think this would tend to inspire cooperation.”

He likened this approach to “the financial pressure Mueller applied to General Flynn, which, as we all saw, induced his cooperation. Or in the case of Michael Cohen resulted in a plea of guilty to a non-existent crime. It is time we ran with the baton that has been passed to us by Special Counsel Mueller for the next leg of our effort to rid the nation of Trump and his henchmen.”

Schiff ally, House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler (D-NY), who vigorously denounced the GOP in 2012 for holding former Attorney General Eric Holder in contempt for his many refusals to respond to Republican subpoenas during the “Fast and Furious” gun running operation carried out by the Obama Administration, rejected any comparison. “First and foremost, President Obama was a Nobel Prize winner,” Nadler pointed out. “That alone should put anything he did above reproach. Second, the claimed ill-effects of Fast and Furious were insignificant compared to the widely acknowledged threat to world civilization presented by President Trump.”

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif), though, offered a word of caution, pointing out that “over 60 million deplorables voted for Trump. Our prisons are apt to become quickly overloaded if we have to start jailing all those disloyal to the long term consensus between the Washington Republicans and Democrats who have cooperatively and convivially shared power since the 1930s.”

In related news, Democrats in New York State have introduced a “bill of attainder” that would authorize the state’s tax commissioner to hand over the confidential income tax returns of any New York resident to Congress. As Gov Andrew Cuomo explained, “we need to be able to breach the wall of privacy in order to assist Congress in its efforts to rid the country of dangerous persons like Donald Trump.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/05/11/dem-wants-to-revive-star-chamber-court/


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; satire; trump; unhinged

1 posted on 05/11/2019 2:44:51 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

This sounds really really close to the truth.


2 posted on 05/11/2019 2:51:33 PM PDT by CMailBag
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To: John Semmens

This sounds really really close to the truth.


3 posted on 05/11/2019 2:54:36 PM PDT by CMailBag
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To: CMailBag

Had I not saw John Semmens wrote this, I see nothing that isn’t reality.//


4 posted on 05/11/2019 3:00:54 PM PDT by donozark (There are no flamingos in Venezuela.)
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To: John Semmens

Article III???


5 posted on 05/11/2019 3:17:01 PM PDT by ex91B10 (Powered by the Penguin)
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To: John Semmens

Nicely done.


6 posted on 05/11/2019 3:28:12 PM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: rockrr

The Democrats are inching closer to Civil War.


7 posted on 05/11/2019 4:14:11 PM PDT by Bookshelf
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