Cultural Evolution Around America [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 April 2019 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

In Chicago, a mob of hundreds of Black inhabitants rampaged through the City's Magnificent Mile high-end shopping district looting stores, vandalizing buildings, assaulting white people, defying police, stopping traffic, threatening tourists, and creating chaos. A participant explained "we're just taking a first down payment on the reparations owed us. White men enslaved, whipped, and murdered black men. What we're doing here is peanuts in comparison." Former head of the local teachers' union, Karen Lewis echoed these remarks, saying "blacks are taking back what the whites stole from them."

In California, the Brea Olinda Unified School District is now teaching 9th grade students about pedophilia and pederasty. Assistant Superintendent of Curricula Kerrie Torres insists that "it is important that our students be exposed to all the sexual orientation options. They should know that there is more to sex than just boy-meets-girl. There is also man-meets-child. This way students can each make an informed choice on how they wish to express their own sexuality."

In North Carolina, Gov. Roy Cooper (D) vetoed a "born alive" bill that would have required doctors to provide life-saving aid to babies who survive an attempted abortion. As Cooper sees it, "an abortion is only undertaken for the purpose of ensuring the baby's death. A botched procedure doesn't alter the fact that the mother wants her child to die. If a man sentenced to hang survives because the rope breaks we don't set him free. We hang him again. Likewise, if through some fluke a baby survives being torn limb-from-limb in the womb this shouldn't impede the job being finished outside the womb. This bill unconstitutionally infringes upon a woman's unalienable right to permanently dispose of her unwanted offspring."

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[elbook]

There is another word

REPATRIATION

Of course if such hoodlum were sent back to africa, most would be ‘jungle meat’ within a fortnight.

Maybe Jessie Jackson and other such race pimps could be the pied pipers to lead them there.

[wbarmy]

I lived three years in Sierra Leone and they always expressed amazement at the people who complained about living in the United States.

Honestly, I think most of them would have happily killed any of those complaining and joyously taken their place.

[TheConservativeTejano]

I lived three years in Sierra Leone and they always expressed amazement at the people who complained about living in the United States. Honestly, I think most of them would have happily killed any of those complaining and joyously taken their place.

Partner, I have found the same thing here in the U.S. amongst those folks from African countries who have immigrated legally to the U.S.A.

The America Hating Piece of Work Obama did not help out within Black neighborhoods of America, since we have never had such an America Hating Piece of Work POTUS.

We will never ever get the stench out of our clothes!!!

[robel]

So where was the satire?

[polymuser]

I know, right? Now, satire of the left must reach the extreme, to be noticed as satire. Like, Democrat publicly praises Jesus, or, progressives want abstinence for teens.