Posted on 04/14/2019 10:49:40 AM PDT by John Semmens
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was arrested by UK police and is expected to be turned over to US authorities in the near future. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton professed herself “pleased that this international villain will finally get what he deserves for saddling the world with Donald Trump as the US president. His role in invading my privacy and publishing emails that I went to great efforts to conceal sabotaged my assured election as the 45th president of the United States.”
Clinton predicted that Assange’s claim that “the ruled have a right to know what their governments are doing will be struck down in court. Governments act in secret for a good reason. Questioning those reasons—even to the point of inquiring what those reasons are—imperils the odds of success. The safety and security of the masses depends upon the freedom of the government to covertly neutralize threats. People like Assange and Snowden are a clear and present danger that must be interdicted by any means possible. That’s why I urged President Obama to take Assange out with a drone strike on the Ecuadoran Embassy in London.”
In related news, Judicial Watch released 422 pages of FBI emails it received via a Freedom of Information Act request. These emails included discussion of an FBI-run cover-up of Clinton’s illegal handling of classified information. The emails included phrases like “it’s all part of the Hillary cover-up operation,” “Hillary cover up operation work ticket,” and “we’re in deep shit.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2019/04/13/proposal-to-ship-illegals-to-sanctuary-cities-assailed/
“Clinton Relishes Assange Arrest....”
Ms Schadenfreude doesn’t realize it but her demise is going to unleash the most profound and prolonged schadengasm in world history.
The picture that got Assange kicked out of the Embassy. President Moreno in a hotel bed.
This reminds me of the story of how sometimes in the wild, chimpanzees will attack, kill and eat other chimpanzees, “with relish”.
Someone disputed that however, by asking where in the wild could a chimpanzee possibly obtain relish?
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