Posted on 04/04/2019 7:34:32 AM PDT by NOBO2012
I solved the Republicans AND the Democrats most pressing national issues in my sleep last night. I must have been visited by both Athena and Minerva, the Greek and Roman goddesses of wisdom, while I slumbered as I woke with the resolution to the prickliest problems of the day.

Allow me to insert here my preemptory mea culpa for citing exclusively Western civilization/Euro-centric goddesses as the source of my received knowledge. I hereby recognize my white privilege in doing so and promise to reference the African deities of wisdom next time I enjoy a dream of enlightenment.
Now, on to the problems. Regarding the Border Crisis:
In that we are currently overwhelmed by the influx of peoples from Central America and beyond, all mysteriously seeking asylum in the U.S., and since our current immigration law requires us to take them in while investigating and processing their claims, I suggest we simply stop accepting them. Period. Weve been overwhelmed, there are no more shelters, no resources to vet them, so we have been reduced to the infamous catch and release program made famous by previous administrations. Im not sure what Democrats would consider a border crisis if this isnt it, but my solution is to simply stop letting them in and send them back from whence they came. Permitting this Cloward-Piven strategy to play out is insane.

When Democrats are in charge they get to pick and choose which of our immigration laws they wish to enforce so we should do the same. And we choose not to enforce the rules and procedures for asylum seekers.
The Democrats most pressing concerns these days is getting the full, unredacted Mueller Report released so they can get back to the work of taking down this President. Theyve voted to subpoena it. Again my solution is to simply ignore the subpoena. Thats what Democrats would do.
Likewise with respect to the Dems second most important national issue, the release of 6 years of President Trumps tax returns: again, Democratic precedence, just ignore them.
If anyone still doubts that there is a treasonous cabal actively at work to take down this duly elected president they are nutz. The organized border invasion along with the Russia collusion harassment and now the demand for the Presidents tax returns are all maneuvers orchestrated by the long arm of the Deep State. They are illegitimate. I say ignore them. Just build the damn wall.

Yes, its the same campaign slogan as 2016. To borrow a (profane) phrase from old feminists protesting the President: (pardon the language)
ETA: If you missed Thomas Lifsons excellent article earlier this week you will want to read it now: The Real Prime Target of Trumps Threat To Close the Border
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
This is doomed to be removed for language
But IMHO the president needs to cross the Rubicon before the constitution can be set a right. Marxists need to be purged. Their philosophy is an attack on the constitution
I suggest any citizens that support open borders should leave their own properties open.
Keys left in their cars, front doors open (Preferably with a sign saying no guns inside) their bank accounts. Etc
The vote for motor voter was 62-36. Thank the GOP for this destructive law.
Make that the senate vote for motor voter.
When Obama was President he made a point of locating Muslim immigrants to Stone Mountain area near Atlanta, Georgia. It was a white ‘redneck’ area and it was Obama’s way ‘showing them his power’.
President Trump MUST do the same... in a big obvious way he should house illegals being held in border facilities to Martha’s Vineyard. And yes, it will cost big bucks to place these people in Liberal Elite Land but we can’t get the jerks to help us if they’re not effected by the reality the rest of us deal with.
Next door to Hillary and Beto is next... in their damn gated communities.
“I hereby recognize my white privilege in doing so and promise to reference the African deities of wisdom next time I enjoy a dream of enlightenment.”
Why would the African deities of wisdom come to visit and inspire someone with a Western civilization/Euro-centric heritage like you? Are they finished coming to visit and inspire those with an African heritage?
I will second that motion. Where do we sign up to help with this resettlement planning.
I think was need a big colony in Palo Alto as well.
Problem solved without use of deadly force - relocate Honduran, Guatemalan, and whomever else illegal to the spacious mansions of the California wealthy and famous - looking at you Hollywood.
PIF you're right. It's a great use of our tax dollars - tear down a few Hollywood mansions and house a few thousand random illegals among the 'elite'. "It's more than maids and gardeners now"...
We START with Martha's Vineyard then move on to every other liberal elite gated community in the country. (Yes, sometimes 'gated' is done by cold hard cash and lots of it...) Where does that jerk Jeff Bezos live anyhow?
Palo Alto works for me... "Elites" can show us the way... just like they did with the 'homeless' twenty years ago... All their great compassion - - when the problems NOT on their doorstep.
Come to think of it, maybe we should move a bunch of homeless to Palo Alto too.
Then going down the gated area sidewalks in those communities that old t-shirt that says “Shit Happens” will make even more sense.
Ummm, we'll have to start with 'elites' who live in cheaper digs... he's got four condos in the building? Bezos in on the 'safe from reality' list... We start with Martha's Vineyard, Hollywood and Palo Alto...
Shessh ... no need to tear down the homes of the elites and build new - those mansions could comfortably house dozens each and their guest houses still more - any new construction would be on the acreage of the lots - say several hundred illegals nicely housed per one acre property.
Gates and fences would be electrified with remotely controlled gun towers on overlapping fields of fire - all those illegals who decided it wasn’t worth it would be quickly repatriated using that country’s allocation of US foreign aid.
You're good PIF - really good at this...
Sweet....
next time channel Isis of Egypt. Want to bring in people? How about Christian Africans? White Swedes? Or a hundred Million Chinese? all to vote Republican! People who want to work not go on Welfare.
Here is my modest aw shucks emoj - just pretend you can see it.
Practice, practice hardened by Freeper flames and trolls but still going.
I can see it... (well, sorta...)
:)
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