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Mexico Demands Apology for Spanish Conquest [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 31 March 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/29/2019 4:27:06 PM PDT by John Semmens

President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador demanded that the nation of Spain and the Catholic Church apologize for their invasion and conquest of the Aztec Empire 500 years ago. "They brought alien ideas, diseases, and brute force from Europe and destroyed a vibrant indigenous culture."

The Spanish government refused to apologize. King Felipe VI, challenged the Mexican President's characterization of "these ancient events as one-sided 'massacres and oppression.' The Aztec Empire held power by massacring and oppressing subjugated indigenous people. These victims were tortured and coerced into becoming human sacrifices to their oppressors' bloodthirsty gods. While the invading Spaniards were no angels, the Aztecs were worse. That's why so many of the other peoples in Mexico sided with the invaders.

The Mexican President was outraged by Spain's response. "The assertion that white Christian values were superior to those of the indigenous rulers is the height of arrogance," Lopez contended. "As we are observing, the idea of human sacrifice is now being championed by the Democratic Party in the culturally advanced United States. That this concept was suppressed for 500 years must bear a significant share of the blame for the current worldwide climate change crisis."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/258554-2019-03-29-semi-news-semi-satire-march-31-2019-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics; Religion; Travel
KEYWORDS: invasion; mexico; satire; spain

1 posted on 03/29/2019 4:27:06 PM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 03/29/2019 4:28:20 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

And Spain said to socialist assclown prez, FOAD! If we hadn’t “conquered” there would be no meth-eek-0 and you wouldn’t be there. A simple ‘gracias’ might be nice from them.


3 posted on 03/29/2019 4:29:48 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: John Semmens

I don’t see a drop of satire in this.


4 posted on 03/29/2019 4:30:09 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-)
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To: rightwingcrazy

I prefer paella over tamales.


5 posted on 03/29/2019 4:32:59 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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To: John Semmens

Oh like the invasion on the Southern Border


6 posted on 03/29/2019 4:35:01 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

Presidente Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador Pindejo


7 posted on 03/29/2019 4:38:03 PM PDT by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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To: MeganC
You forgot puta. 👹
8 posted on 03/29/2019 4:46:13 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: MeganC
You forgot puta. 👹
9 posted on 03/29/2019 4:46:21 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: rktman

DOH! Double down.


10 posted on 03/29/2019 4:46:57 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: rktman

I was trying really hard not to be the potty mouth I was earlier!!!


11 posted on 03/29/2019 4:52:24 PM PDT by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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Chingate, Obrador...indio de mierda (yes I know the article is satire)


12 posted on 03/29/2019 4:55:06 PM PDT by dsrtsage (For Leftists, World History starts every day at breakfast)
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To: John Semmens
ask and ye shall receive


13 posted on 03/29/2019 4:57:19 PM PDT by thoughtomator (The Clinton Coup attempt was a worse attack on the USA than was 9/11)
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To: John Semmens
As if ANY Mexican president has had any more than a trace of indio blood in him.

They are as pure white as the Spanish rulers have been. The ruling class of Mexico has always been anglo.

14 posted on 03/29/2019 10:37:25 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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