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State Capitol Janitor Frank Surprised to Find He’s Virginia’s New Governor
The Peedmont ^
| 2/10/19
| The Peedmont Staff
Posted on 02/10/2019 9:10:24 AM PST by Libloather
RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that he had no idea he was even in the line of succession to become the leader of the Commonwealth, Frank Donahue, the State Capitol’s head janitor, arrived at work to discover that he was now Virginia’s governor, sources confirmed Thursday.
“This is all a shock to me,” Donahue remarked. Despite having spent the past seven years making sure the bathrooms outside of the Senate Chamber are clean, he is now poised to become the state’s governor due to his noticeably clean background. “I had overheard about the stuff Northam, Fairfax, and Herring were going through, but I didn’t think it would lead to the guy who mops the floors around the rotunda becoming the boss. That’s one heck of a promotion.”
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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Local News; Politics
KEYWORDS: california; capitol; dogcatcher; dukeuniversity; fairfax; frankdonahue; governor; headjanitor; janitor; justinfairfax; meredithwatson; metoo; northam; ralphnortham; vanessatyson; virginia
The former custodian and new governor-elect was last seen reading a copy of the state’s constitution while asking colleagues if they could replace the urinal cakes in the men’s restroom near the building’s main entrance on Bank Street.
I wonder if he can find a way to eliminate that swamp smell coming from DC.
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02/10/2019 9:13:56 AM PST
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Yaelle
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02/10/2019 9:15:34 AM PST
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Boomer
( Leftism is toxic poison to a free society.)
To: Boomer
Good satire is getting more and more difficult to find. The democrats keep hiring the good satire writers away to write democrat position papers.
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02/10/2019 9:22:14 AM PST
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Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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02/10/2019 9:22:51 AM PST
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Huskrrrr
To: Libloather
If this is true, VA could use a guy like this to literally clean up the mess.
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02/10/2019 9:25:25 AM PST
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Impala64ssa
(Virtue signalling is no virtue)
To: Libloather
Urinal cakes.....still not good even with candles and French Vanilla ice cream.
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02/10/2019 9:45:02 AM PST
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blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Libloather
Make Virginia Virgin Again. Lol
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02/10/2019 9:47:31 AM PST
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tflabo
(Prince of Peace, Lion of Righteousness)
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02/10/2019 9:48:28 AM PST
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Mount Athos
(A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
To: Libloather
Very good!! Thanks for posting.
To: Libloather
satire is wonderful
but the Dims will take this bit of satire and might try to make it reality.
Because they really are that stupid.
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02/10/2019 10:19:11 AM PST
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txnativegop
(The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
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02/10/2019 10:46:23 AM PST
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sauropod
(Yield to sin, and experience chastening and sorrow; yield to God, and experience joy and blessing.)
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02/10/2019 10:49:54 AM PST
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trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Libloather
The highest non-Republican with nothing in his closet.
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02/10/2019 10:56:00 AM PST
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freedom1st
(Build the Wall)
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02/11/2019 12:15:30 AM PST
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SunkenCiv
(and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
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02/11/2019 12:21:36 AM PST
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SunkenCiv
(and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
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02/11/2019 8:43:07 AM PST
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GOPJ
(We renew our resolve America will NEVER be a socialist country. We are born free we will STAY free!)
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