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Tax on Cisgendered Whites Proposed [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 Feb 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/06/2019 9:38:40 AM PST by John Semmens

Left-wing firebrand Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is proposing a new tax on poor whites who identify with the sex they were born with. The funds raised would be devoted to aiding non-white transgenders who, according to the Congresswoman, are denied similar privileges.

“I was recently reminded that as a female who identifies as female I am cisgendered,” she admitted. “As such I enjoy privilege that others don’t have. To atone for my transgression I’ve decided to sponsor a bill that would levy a tax on the most privileged cisgenders in our society—poor whites.”

“The money raised could be used to fund gender reassignment surgeries, lawsuits against persons who neglect to use the preferred pronouns when speaking to or referring to transgenders, wardrobe expansions for individuals who are fluid-gendered and any other expense that may arise from being non-privileged,” the Congresswoman said.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: aoc; lgbtq; satire; taxes

1 posted on 02/06/2019 9:38:40 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

So, cisgender means NORMAL? Thanks for clearing that up.


2 posted on 02/06/2019 9:45:24 AM PST by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: John Semmens

Don’t give her any ideas!!


3 posted on 02/06/2019 9:49:56 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: John Semmens

Don’t give them any ideas.


4 posted on 02/06/2019 9:54:17 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

The cisgender tax for poor whites was actually proposed by Ocasio-Cortez.


5 posted on 02/06/2019 10:26:27 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Bob Hope noted that when California made sodomy legal that he was leaving before they made it mandatory.


6 posted on 02/06/2019 10:28:47 AM PST by rey
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