Announcement: I am changing my preferred gender pronoun ~ Vanity

[GraceG]

Do not call me: " He, Him, She, Her, Xir, Zim Zer, Zip, Zop, Zlop, Zleep, Zlorp, Zloop, Zlar, Zler, Zlyn, Zlym, Zlik, Zlip, or Zlurp" .

I insist, NAY!!! I DEMAND!!!! you call me by MY PREFERRED PRONOUN!!!!

" THOUGHT CRIMINAL "

You may call me " Thought Criminal Grace " nothing else will do and I will use the long arm of the law where applicable to FORCE YOU to call me that!

[thoughtomator]

My pronouns are the most-used credit card number, expiration date, and CCV of the person speaking to me.

[TheNext]

God Emperor?

Be more specific. God or Emperor?

[Ponyexpress9790]

El Conquistidor sounds about right.

[Dennis M.]

I am a “Lord”. Being of English decent it would be racist to call me otherwise.

[Henry Cavendish]

My pronoun is χ!ãķƞįƪɝʄʢȵɏ -until tomorrow afternoon that is.

[mrsmith]

OK, “whatzzit”.

[Salamander]

I’m sticking with Native Amphibian-American.

If that’s too much of a mouthful, just call me It and I’m happy.

:)

[Guardian Sebastian]

That’s the idea, make things so complicated that anyone at anytime can be charged with a crime.