D.C. Area Witches Unite for Gun Control, Hurl Curses at the NRA

NRA-ILA ^ | 6/15/18

[Impala64ssa]

What are they gonna do? Turn Wayne laPierre, Grant Stinchfield, Dan Boungino, Dana Loesch, Colin Nior, etc into newts? OH,NO. Must be the season of the witch

[Paladin2]

Were they outside of Mueller’s office?

[Dr. Pritchett]

Don’t they say that you can judge a person by the enemies he makes??

[rktman]

🦄👿💤👏🏽👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[redcatcherb412]

Isn’t Thursday the Summer Solstice ? Won’t they be busy in the forest dancing naked around trees ?

[I want the USA back]

They reject Christianity, but embrace absolute stupidity. What’s in their heads?

[DoodleBob]

[SkyDancer]

What about AAA? Car deaths exceed all gun deaths.

[PGR88]

So anti- constitution, leftist, gun grabbers are literally on the side of Satan?

You really can’t make the issue more clear than that!

[coydog]

The serious Wiccans I know (a few) are actually very wary of throwing curses, the doctrine being that if they are miscast, or for the wrong reasons, they’ll come back on you three times over. They’d say “These people are playing with fire.”

[butlerweave]

The NRA can just counter with the Evil Eye ,LOL

[reasonisfaith]

But who will tell the Wiccans what THEY’RE playing with?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Curses won't work because they have Lucky Charms.

[TLI]

A "witch?"

strike one...

BLM t-shirt?

strike two...

Bio.

David is an urban Witch based in the Washington, DC area. He is a priest of The Firefly House (a nature-based church) and an initiate of the Coven of the Spiral Moon. He's also on the organizing board for the Northern Virginia Pagan Pride Day, which will be held in October, 2011.

https://www.blogger.com/profile/03513352250084471941

aaand that would be strike three...

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[BenLurkin]

Psych0 weirdos are anti second amendment.

[GregoTX]

It’s unclear from the Wild Hunt article whether the spellbinding was supposed to take effect immediately or at a later date, but we can report that the NRA has not experienced any uptick in paranormal activity or supernatural suppression of our affairs in the interim.

Whew! So far so good... I'll have to keep a close eye on that.

[Big Red Badger]

It just gets stranger by the Day.

[backwoods-engineer]

May your thoughts and prayers turn to poison in your mouths

I think not. I think Jesus Christ, King of Kings, will hear our prayers and defeat the witches with the breath of his mouth.

Make no mistake-- this is a spiritual battle.

[Henry Hnyellar]

It was just the left-wing witches.

[Ancesthntr]

Burn them!!!!!