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Ernest P Worrell's Best Commercial Ever!
https://www.youtube.com/ ^
Posted on 04/18/2018 1:28:51 PM PDT by BBell
This 31 second commercial is guaranteed to cause any snowflake who views it to wet themselves as their knees buckle while they are sprinting for their safe space or nearest closet with their phone in hand so they can call their help line.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: commercial; ernestpworrell; jimvarney
I miss the old days.
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posted on
04/18/2018 1:28:51 PM PDT
by
BBell
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posted on
04/18/2018 1:30:43 PM PDT
by
BBell
(calm down and eat your sandwiches)
To: BBell
Got to love For Vern.
Made me whana move to SC
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posted on
04/18/2018 1:38:16 PM PDT
by
CGASMIA68
To: BBell
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posted on
04/18/2018 1:38:36 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
To: BBell
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posted on
04/18/2018 1:52:33 PM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: BBell
Poor Jim Varney. He died way too soon.
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posted on
04/18/2018 1:57:40 PM PDT
by
vladimir998
(Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
To: vladimir998
He did. Chain smoking will do that.
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posted on
04/18/2018 2:04:09 PM PDT
by
BBell
(calm down and eat your sandwiches)
To: BBell
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posted on
04/18/2018 2:05:40 PM PDT
by
MeganC
(There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
To: BBell
Best Ernest line ever “I sure hope you’re from Keebler”
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posted on
04/18/2018 2:05:48 PM PDT
by
728b
(Never cry over something that can not cry over you.)
To: BBell
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posted on
04/18/2018 2:30:20 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: Blood of Tyrants
“... a noted entremanure.”
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posted on
04/18/2018 2:43:29 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(See more at Sparklite Times)
To: MeganC
That looks & shoots like a real Sten Mk II. If that wasn’t a live SMG then I don’t know.
RIP Jim Varney; he was only fifty when he died way too soon.
Know what I mean, Vern?
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posted on
04/18/2018 2:46:26 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
To: elcid1970
He seems to have been a very nice person. That’s a rare type of person for the entertainment business.
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posted on
04/18/2018 3:16:25 PM PDT
by
MeganC
(There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
To: BBell
He was hilarious in the Braum’s commercials. I miss Braum’s too, having moved out of their service area.
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posted on
04/18/2018 4:02:58 PM PDT
by
backwoods-engineer
(Enjoy the decline of the American empire.)
To: backwoods-engineer
Mmm, braums, you make me hungry.
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posted on
04/18/2018 4:31:23 PM PDT
by
Kommodor
(Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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