Posted on 04/07/2018 10:47:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
Irked at the prospect that President Trump may send US troops to guard the border against illegal immigration, the Mexican Senate unanimously passed a resolution that would end the bilateral cooperation between US and Mexican law enforcement agencies against the violent drug cartels that have run rampant along the border.
President of the Senate, Pablo Escudero Mora defended the seemingly irrational move as “totally justified given the long history of US aggression toward our country. First they seized Texas. Then they invaded Mexico and forced us to cede California, and what are now Arizona and New Mexico to them. Now, in an unwarranted effort to prevent migrants who merely seek to settle in what were once Mexican lands, Trump wants to militarize the border. We say enough is enough.”
Escudero acknowledged that “these gangs are hurting many Mexicans, but they are also helping to smuggle immigrants across the border. In addition they are bringing in cash from drugs they sell to rich Americans. This helps our economy, which is more than Trump has done for us. While we wish these cartels wouldn’t murder so many of our citizens, these gangs are the lesser evil compared to the Devil that is the United States.”
“An amusing irony of this whole situation is that policies of the previous US Administration actually augmented the armament of these gangs.” Escudero chuckled. “A lot of their weapons were supplied by US covert operatives in the hope that it would spark voter demands for more gun control regulations. So, any atrocities that are committed on Americans by these gangs will be partially self-inflicted. That’s got to bring a smile to the face of every Mexican patriot.”
In related news, the State of California has issued more than a million driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants. The licenses may be used to allow these immigrants to cast ballots in state and local elections. State Attorney General Xavier Becerra hailed the milestone, calling it “a historic step toward California’s eventual independence or reunification with Mexico. We will break free of the chains imposed by the backward regime of Donald Trump and forge a new destiny for the people of our state.”
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https://azconservative.org/2018/04/07/mexico-threatens-to-end-cooperation-against-violent-gangs/
Say again....When was Mexico “cooperating?”
The entire operation of the Mexican government and oligarchy is a crime syndicate, IMHO.
What is it their business what our troops do within our own border?
WE don’t owe Mexico ....... anything.
WE will defend our Country with any means necessary.
Deport ALL ILLEGALS ....NOW!
The irony is that even if we were to give those 4 states back to Mexico, illegals would still stream North due to these corrupt Spanish politicians. Yes, they are Spanish, not indigenous Mexicans, The gall of them calling us racists while they treat their natives like crap is stunning.
They didn’t seem to have their heart in it. Maybe we are better off without their cooperation.
Of course the Mexicans took the land from Spain. When will Espana - the original conquistadors - reconquista Mehico ?
Bush and Obongo both troops on the border no Mexican threats then.
Mexican Senate = Drug Cartel ???
They should post signs in spanish saying anyone illegally crossing border will be subject to a sterilization emitting device that will make woman to never bear children and mens testicles will shrink.
No more cojones for you senor.
I think the sterilization threat would be too quickly disproved. However the shrinking testicles threat taps into phobias that may provide a greater deterrent.
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