Posted on 04/05/2018 4:16:29 PM PDT by SamAdams76
I think Trump has done a splendid job so far as president of the United States.
However, I heard just today that there is a possibility that there might be some collusion (col-u-son) between Trump and the Russians. Apparently the Russians wanted Donald Trump to be president just as much as we did and so they did some collusion type things to make sure that Trump won the election.
I'm not quite sure what kind of things they were but it could be that Russians were sent over here during the election to dance outside of Trump tower and hold signs. Also, they apparently went to county fairs and yakked it up with people eating fried dough and corn in the cob on sticks, extolling the virtues of Trump and the dangers of Hillary Clinton.
Now that I think of it, I was at the Big E fair up near Springfield, MA and was innocently eating a deep-fried Twinkie when some guy named Ivan sidled up to me and asked me who I was voting for. When I said Trump, he got this big smile on his face, thrust a Russian ruble in my palm, and told me to go buy a corn dog, courtesy of Vladimir Putin himself. Now I was going to vote for Trump anyhow but I resent the fact that this Russian guy was trying to buy me off. Also, I didn't have the heart to tell "Ivan" that his ruble coin wasn't going to buy me jack-squat at the Big E fair. So I handed my ruble coin off to a 5-year old boy with melted ice cream all over his face.
I'm just saying that this Russian collusion (col-u-son) really disturbs me. Is it possible that Russians came over here and got people to vote for Trump at all the county fairs?
I don't know. Maybe all those jacket-and-tie men on the cable news have it right. Maybe those bubble-headed blondes with their legs neatly crossed on those TV news shows have it right too. I seem to have been taken advantage of by Russian col-u-son. What is a simple-minded guy like I to do?
I was just trying to have a day at the county fair. Get a funnel cake. A corn dog. An overpriced vodka drink. Try and throw an over-inflated basketball towards an oblong hoop for a stuffed animal (that I did not win). And ride a rickety ferris wheel that got stuck at the top for a while during which time a frenzied mechanic at the bottom adjusted this and that before things started moving again.
I'm just saying, this Russian col-u-son has really got me down. I do believe I got the Russian col-u-son blues.
Get out much? Just asking because you answered so seriously to what is obviously a joke.
Emergency, everybody to get from street.
Trench coat, fur hat... yep. That was Boris. Well, I mean, he told ME his name was Boris, but... (sigh) man, I don’t believe I fell for it. Next thing you know, the border will be guarded, heroin imports will slow, and then we will know for SURE that Putin is involved somehow.
I didn't much like the looks of the guy driving their car though... peaked hat, monocle, dueling scar...
Did I collude?
Mr. niteowl77
Oh, goodie. Divide and conquer. BS is ALL your going to hear and nothing but. Count on it. The cabal must take out Trump. He’s burning down the woods they have been skulking around in.
Sorry to see anyone entertain the opposition so early in the battle for saving our own throat.
“They need to come up with a drink called a Russian Collusion. Straight up Stoli with a cotton candy garnish.”
That’s a brilliant name for a drink ... seriously :-)!
LOL!
“ Ivana Spankyu and Yuri Nassholle”
Very good!
Trump, Russia, Possible Collusion (REMIX) The music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw2BVI9OhC4
She started the Collusion Meme and now it hangs over her head and she can't Shut Up!
Looks like a few reacted w/o reading the whole deal or have no comprehension skills.
Wow.. That was pretty good! You should grab the guitar and put that out there.. Love it!
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