Posted on 04/05/2018 4:16:29 PM PDT by SamAdams76
The whole scandal centers around two Russian internet trolls, Ivana Spankyu and Yuri Nassholle, who spent $5000 dollars on Facebook ads to take down Hillary, and apparently it worked.
Mueller's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
Comey in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a book out
Wants to get paid off
Yes and I’m waiting on justice to catch up with him..
also waiting on mueller to be found guilty of crimes and taken out of his place... it would be a fitting end and humiliation to the guy who tried to undo an election.. never been done before and he ain’t gonna do it either!!
What? When did all this happen?
We all need humor in our lives or we will all go insane - and become Democrats.
CNN said they are sending a news truck to my home to do a live interview. Look for me soon - on a TV at an airport near you.
Go Smoike That!
LOVE IT!!!
They want a war and lots of dead slaves, plenty more where we came from..
Well I met a Russian girl and I wore out my shoes
Woke up this mornin wishin Hillary would lose
Them jumpin col-u-son blues,
Yeah the col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got 'em,
I got the col-ol-u-son blues.
Well I stopped into every bar in town
The cable news stations has really got me down
I got the col-u-son blues,
Yeah the col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got em,
got the col-ol-u-son blues.
I'm gonna tuck MAGA hat underneath my arm
And scat right back to my pappy's farm
And leave these col-u-son blues,
Yeah the col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got 'em,
I got the col-ol-u-son blues.
I just hope to God you have witnesses that saw a Russian give you a ruble for a corn dog.
You know how thorough the FBI is.
And for heaven’s sake.......next time keep the receipt for the deep-fried Twinkie.
Russians wanted to control the narrative on both sides, creating a dialectic and then baiting people on each side to support their organizations.
Obviously the DNC is now a de facto Russian organization with Hillary so compromised and Obama given “space”
On the Trump side they started setting up organizations that looked American but competed with American genuine organizations that were at the time being suppressed by their DNC side (IRS scandal).
So they created right wing clichés that were European right in thinking, ie charicatures of the right that could appeal to Americans on the right and induce them to even immitate these charicatures and discard their old true selves.
Hollywood has done that in movies, charicatures of the right that are false, however these charicatures often create a need for the American white male to adopt them. So the right winger adopts a charicature that is not originally his, a history that is not his, an attitude that is not originally his, but one becoming pro-Russia yet set up to lose against the left which will have on hand all the counter arguments pre scripted to win.
If the left does not know what the opposite side is going to argue, they cannot win. The Russians’ were an intel penetration of tayloring the right’s talking point and give the left the counter points.
Mueller is not going after the protection of genuine right wing groups who were victimized by the DNC Russian elements and the RTnews false right wing elements doing the Coocoo bird fundraising nest trick.
I got colluded too! I was going to vote for Hillary because we need open borders, and to have our guns taken away, and to pay higher taxes to pay for the social services we’ll need for all the immigrants, and then I was at Hobby Lobby buying pink yarn (for my hat, you know) when some Russian sidled up to me and told me that if we controlled our border and kept our guns, crime and taxes both would probably drop and he got me to vote for Trump! And the taxes have already dropped, which just proves Putin is like in total control of Trump and he wants us to pay lower taxes, which makes me wonder if Putin is all that bad, but LOOK, SEE?! THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU!! Sneaky Russians, man...
This is what “Russki collusion” looks like. Somebody needs to send that to Bobby Mueller. Maybe it will cheer him up.
They need to come up with a drink called a Russian Collusion. Straight up Stoli with a cotton candy garnish.
The Russian ambassador was amused by that so-called “reset” button.
The ambassador pointed out to her majesty that the button actually had the word “Overcharge” printed upon it.
Did he have a trench coat and a fur hat?
...this Russian guy was trying to buy me off. Also, I didn’t have the heart to tell “Ivan” that his ruble coin wasn’t going to buy me jack-squat at the Big E fair. So I handed my ruble coin off to a 5-year old boy with melted ice cream all over his face....
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