I told my paw I'm going steppin out and got the
Col-u-son blues,
Yeah the Col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got 'em,
I got the Col-ol-u-son blues.
Well I met a Russian girl and I wore out my shoes
Woke up this mornin wishin Hillary would lose
Them jumpin col-u-son blues,
Yeah the col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got 'em,
I got the col-ol-u-son blues.
Well I stopped into every bar in town
The cable news stations has really got me down
I got the col-u-son blues,
Yeah the col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got em,
got the col-ol-u-son blues.
I'm gonna tuck MAGA hat underneath my arm
And scat right back to my pappy's farm
And leave these col-u-son blues,
Yeah the col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got 'em,
I got the col-ol-u-son blues.
