Well I left my home down on the rural route
I told my paw I'm going steppin out and got the
Col-u-son blues,
Yeah the Col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got 'em,
I got the Col-ol-u-son blues.
Well I met a Russian girl and I wore out my shoes
Woke up this mornin wishin Hillary would lose
Them jumpin col-u-son blues,
Yeah the col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got 'em,
I got the col-ol-u-son blues.
Well I stopped into every bar in town
The cable news stations has really got me down
I got the col-u-son blues,
Yeah the col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got em,
got the col-ol-u-son blues.
I'm gonna tuck MAGA hat underneath my arm
And scat right back to my pappy's farm
And leave these col-u-son blues,
Yeah the col-u-son blues
Well Lord I got 'em,
I got the col-ol-u-son blues.
I got colluded too! I was going to vote for Hillary because we need open borders, and to have our guns taken away, and to pay higher taxes to pay for the social services we’ll need for all the immigrants, and then I was at Hobby Lobby buying pink yarn (for my hat, you know) when some Russian sidled up to me and told me that if we controlled our border and kept our guns, crime and taxes both would probably drop and he got me to vote for Trump! And the taxes have already dropped, which just proves Putin is like in total control of Trump and he wants us to pay lower taxes, which makes me wonder if Putin is all that bad, but LOOK, SEE?! THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU!! Sneaky Russians, man...
You've got the Blues from Hillary. It comes with the Resistance.
She started the Collusion Meme and now it hangs over her head and she can't Shut Up!