I got colluded too! I was going to vote for Hillary because we need open borders, and to have our guns taken away, and to pay higher taxes to pay for the social services we’ll need for all the immigrants, and then I was at Hobby Lobby buying pink yarn (for my hat, you know) when some Russian sidled up to me and told me that if we controlled our border and kept our guns, crime and taxes both would probably drop and he got me to vote for Trump! And the taxes have already dropped, which just proves Putin is like in total control of Trump and he wants us to pay lower taxes, which makes me wonder if Putin is all that bad, but LOOK, SEE?! THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU!! Sneaky Russians, man...
Did he have a trench coat and a fur hat?