...this Russian guy was trying to buy me off. Also, I didn’t have the heart to tell “Ivan” that his ruble coin wasn’t going to buy me jack-squat at the Big E fair. So I handed my ruble coin off to a 5-year old boy with melted ice cream all over his face....
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