Posted on 02/08/2018 6:00:13 PM PST by SamAdams76
I wish to pay full price.
Thank you very much and have a nice day.
You’re screwed, pal. If I go into Kroger on a Wednesday and use my Kroger card, it automatically knocks five percent off my bill - geezer discount. The AARP rides my ass non-stop, and I throw all their propaganda in the trash - it’s like the Grim Reaper wanting to be pen pals. I’ll only be 55 in July and my doctor already has me using handi-crip placards hanging from my rear-view mirrors for various ailments. And I have less gray hair than many co-workers twenty years my junior. From the neck up, I’m still 22. The rest of me reminds me that I’m not anymore. So, I finally just decided to embrace the suck, and milk it for every penny it’s worth. I figure it like this: if I have to ride down that long, slow bunny slope to terminal geezerhood, I’m gonna enjoy the skis I’m wearing. Just lock up your daughters. I got money and little blue pills to compensate for the mileage on the odometer.
forgot one line. Here’s the full version:
“Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the heck you are you think.
I’m not under the alcafluence of inkahol,
like some thinkle peep I are.
But the dronger I sit here, the lunker I get.”
Me neither.
test
Sweet!
Si, senor...
All I want to know is who put the pancake on the bunny’s head and why.
Well hopefully she liked the joke. :)
Any time I can save money, I’m saving money.
Oolong, the famous Jap pancake bunny.
It’s actually some Jap cake that looks like pancakes.
Apparently the owner just started putting things on the bunny and found it funny how he would sit passively with whatever he put there!
You know I sell at fairs and even being 60 plus, as well as a veteran it chaps my behind to no end when asked for a discount. I make each item and it is priced very reasonable...Can’t get it from China...Ha!
I was just thought about this the other day....
Well you’re not as think as you thunk you are, then.
Now the mystery is solved.
And GET OFF MY LAWN punk....
“If you got a Senior Citizen discount on beer, would you take it?”
Judging by the look on his face toward the beer, he’s going to need it at some point.
rwood
That was/is my exes ‘perfect storm’
If the clerk asks if she ‘rates’ the discount she gets an attitude because they asked.
If the clerk DOESN’T ask, she gets an attitude because she wasn’t asked.
I was in a Wendys and some woman was in front of me having a ‘problem’ with the ‘guest worker’...she waa finishing up and someone came out of the back, took my order and gave me my ‘discount’.
The lady said DISCOUNT this idiot didn’t offer me one
“The ‘new guy’ said...Surely Madam you can’t be a day over 45”...she got a laugh, he gave her a cookie”
Are we ALL supposed to be upset if our SS check doesn’t have another hundred bucks or so???? <: <: <:
Off topic : I get a call every damn day from every area code in America tellin me to pay my student loans, every damn day!
Finally got a live call, told her I was 62 , in my day there were no students, no loans, we just sharpened sticks and threw em at each other
If you buy booze ask the nice clerk if he/she would like to see your I.D. They usually play along and it might make you feel better.
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