Boxer-briefs and $1.45 cans of mackerel: What Anthony Weiner can buy behind bars...

The London Daily Mail ^ | November 7, 2017 | Abigail Miller, lana Goodman and Louise Boyle

[2ndDivisionVet]

So he'll be better off than a third of us, at minimum.

[llevrok]

Pro Tip: His first purchase should be soap-on-a-rope.

[Enchante]

What he really wants to know is, can he get a regular supply of viagra?

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

What I want to know is are we allowed to send his cell mate a regular supply of viagra.

[2ndDivisionVet]

I don’t imagine he’ll be playing the male role in any relationship there, so Viagra is beside the point.

[Nothingburger]

This headline calls to mind a questions ...

What can you make with canned mackerel? Fish cakes?

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

They brought the canned mackerel in especially for him to remind him of Huma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4j7ggZqbiU

[Viking2002]

No, but the scent of mackerel in the air might bring back memories of his conjugal moments with Hoooooma........

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

GMTA

[GnuThere]

Mackerel is great for omega-3, so he’s got that going for him...

[867V309]

I want pics when huma visits!

[Zeppo]

Almost makes you believe in karma.

Almost.

(There are so many others in the public eye who are also richly deserving of this treatment. When will their time come?)

[Bullish]

Pro Tip: His first purchase should be soap-on-a-rope.

And some lube.

[2ndDivisionVet]

I’m doubtful she’ll ever go there. BTW, are they divorced yet?

[bagster]

Wow. Hard to pick a winner with so many hilarious posts.

I'm stymied. Flip a coin.

[dforest]

According to Weiner, that is better than nothing. Ha ha!

[21twelve]

“...include artificial tears, boxer briefs, stamps, mackerel and a mouthpiece...”

And Weiner is thinking “Now all I need is an underage girl...”

[Boomer]

Pro Tip: His first purchase should be soap-on-a-rope.

Yup.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“and a mouthpiece...”

Doesn’t he already have a lawyer?

[Nextrush]

He’s getting an easy sentence compared to another man in that prison, Jerry DeLemus.

DeLemus was sent to prison for 87 months in connection with the Bunkerville Standoff near Bundy Ranch in April 2014.

US District Judge Gloria Navarro berated him as a “vigilante bully” when she handed down the sentence earlier this year.

He got 15 months more from her than the prosecutors asked.

Jerry DeLemus was co-chair of Veterans for Trump during the New Hampshire Primary in 2016.

He should get a pardon and be out of prison right now.