Yup.
Posted on 11/06/2017 11:28:08 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
Anthony Weiner began his 21-month prison sentence on Monday after being charged as a sex offender for sending pervy text messages to an underage girl when his brother dropped him off at a Massachusetts prison.
Given that it is the former Democratic congressman and one-time frontrunner for New York City mayor's first time in prison, he is likely to encounter a number of restrictions he's never experienced before as punishment for the actions which destroyed his marriage and career.
He'll be spending the majority of his next two years at Devens Prison in the northern Massachusetts town of Ayer – the same facility where Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev served out his first two years in federal custody.
But it won't be all bad for the 53-year-old, as he will still be able to head to the prison's commissary and treat himself to a few items that could remind him of better days before he was locked away.
Some of those things he might be able to buy, according to the New York Daily News, include artificial tears, boxer briefs, stamps, mackerel and a mouthpiece....
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Pro Tip: His first purchase should be soap-on-a-rope.
What he really wants to know is, can he get a regular supply of viagra?
What I want to know is are we allowed to send his cell mate a regular supply of viagra.
I don’t imagine he’ll be playing the male role in any relationship there, so Viagra is beside the point.
This headline calls to mind a questions ...
What can you make with canned mackerel? Fish cakes?
They brought the canned mackerel in especially for him to remind him of Huma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4j7ggZqbiU
GMTA
Mackerel is great for omega-3, so he’s got that going for him...
I want pics when huma visits!
Almost makes you believe in karma.
Almost.
(There are so many others in the public eye who are also richly deserving of this treatment. When will their time come?)
And some lube.
I’m doubtful she’ll ever go there. BTW, are they divorced yet?
I'm stymied. Flip a coin.
According to Weiner, that is better than nothing. Ha ha!
“...include artificial tears, boxer briefs, stamps, mackerel and a mouthpiece...”
And Weiner is thinking “Now all I need is an underage girl...”
Yup.
“and a mouthpiece...”
Doesn’t he already have a lawyer?
He’s getting an easy sentence compared to another man in that prison, Jerry DeLemus.
DeLemus was sent to prison for 87 months in connection with the Bunkerville Standoff near Bundy Ranch in April 2014.
US District Judge Gloria Navarro berated him as a “vigilante bully” when she handed down the sentence earlier this year.
He got 15 months more from her than the prosecutors asked.
Jerry DeLemus was co-chair of Veterans for Trump during the New Hampshire Primary in 2016.
He should get a pardon and be out of prison right now.
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