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1 posted on 08/31/2017 9:05:39 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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That’s hilarious!!!!!!


2 posted on 08/31/2017 9:08:04 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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LOVE IT!!!


3 posted on 08/31/2017 9:08:22 AM PDT by ObozoMustGo2012 ("Be quiet... you are #fakenews!")
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Thanks for the chuckle. O’Henry got nothing on you.


4 posted on 08/31/2017 9:08:23 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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LOL Good for him. Smart, too. (even though it is just a feel good story)


5 posted on 08/31/2017 9:11:20 AM PDT by madison10 (Pray for President Trump and Houston, Texas)
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From the article:

Please help Candidate Roy Moore defeat Mitch McConnell’s GOPe yes-man Luther Strange in the Mississippi run-off election on September 26th.

It's Alabama, not Mississippi. We are trying to avoid another Cochran-Mississippi type event.
6 posted on 08/31/2017 9:13:46 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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Ha!


7 posted on 08/31/2017 9:14:23 AM PDT by caver
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Now that made my day. Thanks!!!!!


8 posted on 08/31/2017 9:14:54 AM PDT by SkyDancer (Liberals Do Not Want Children To Be Children)
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Awesome-thanks for the smile!


9 posted on 08/31/2017 9:16:17 AM PDT by TnTnTn
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Interesting Use of random Capitalization.


10 posted on 08/31/2017 9:18:16 AM PDT by Magic Fingers (Political correctness mutates in order to remain virulent.)
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The measurement of a story’s goodness is the number of seconds before forwarding. THis one went out in < 10, so a really good one!


11 posted on 08/31/2017 9:20:08 AM PDT by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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LOL!!


12 posted on 08/31/2017 9:22:06 AM PDT by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
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or put them behind the electrical outlets....


13 posted on 08/31/2017 9:22:23 AM PDT by stylin19a (Chris Rock was right.)
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This brought to mind the “Everybody Loves Raymond” episode about the suitcase full of cheese.


14 posted on 08/31/2017 9:31:23 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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Wow!

I’ve heard horror stories about laborers putting food and trash in the walls of houses being built after they got mad at the owners of the homes being built. But this takes that tactic to an entirely new level.


15 posted on 08/31/2017 9:33:40 AM PDT by al_c (LIBERAL - Laughable Iconsiderate Blaming Entitled Ranting Anti-christian Loudmouth)
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Really loved the ending. Too sweet.


16 posted on 08/31/2017 9:39:18 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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A serviceman for a company that made a very expensive machine where I used to work came to service the machine. He had to fly in from Atlanta. He was really an independent contractor for the company that did the service calls.

He worked all over the southeast, and had to rent cars a lot to get to the job sites, so he was a gold-card customer to the rental companies.

He came to our place and had rented a Caddy, as was his usual deal.

After the job was finished he decided to drive to the next job instead of flying back to Atlanta first.

He then had to drop off the car at a different office than where he rented it. They charged him a huge drop-off fee that they weren’t supposed to because of his gold card status being a frequent customer.

He could not get the fee dropped or reimbursed.

Six months later he came to service our machine again.

Again he rented a Caddy and did his work. It was summer and he enjoyed fishing, so he bought some tackle and shrimp for bait and had a good day fishing the beautiful Gulf of Mexico.

He caught some good fish, but forgot to take them and the leftover shrimp home with him when he left the car at the airport.

It was a hot summer day and the car wasn’t checked over for a couple of days until a really putrid smell was discovered to be emanating from it.........................


17 posted on 08/31/2017 9:57:02 AM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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Great story. Made my day.

Hopefully some clever Freeper will find some equivalent method that will drive out all of the Idiot Lefties from our midst.


22 posted on 08/31/2017 10:15:20 AM PDT by InterceptPoint (Ted, you finally endorsed. About time)
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Too good to be true but very funny.


23 posted on 08/31/2017 10:19:40 AM PDT by xp38
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A guy once told me he left an opened can of tuna in the back of a desk at school. The next day, all the girls in class excused themselves, one at a time, to go to the bathroom.


24 posted on 08/31/2017 10:21:56 AM PDT by gundog (Hail to the Chief, bitches.)
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LOL

Probably an internet fable but hey... it was fun.


27 posted on 08/31/2017 10:53:42 AM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF REPEALING OBAMACARE THAT IS WORSE THAN OBAMACARE ITSELF***)
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