Posted on 08/31/2017 9:05:39 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
That’s hilarious!!!!!!
LOVE IT!!!
Thanks for the chuckle. O’Henry got nothing on you.
LOL Good for him. Smart, too. (even though it is just a feel good story)
Ha!
Now that made my day. Thanks!!!!!
Awesome-thanks for the smile!
Interesting Use of random Capitalization.
The measurement of a story’s goodness is the number of seconds before forwarding. THis one went out in < 10, so a really good one!
LOL!!
or put them behind the electrical outlets....
This brought to mind the “Everybody Loves Raymond” episode about the suitcase full of cheese.
Wow!
I’ve heard horror stories about laborers putting food and trash in the walls of houses being built after they got mad at the owners of the homes being built. But this takes that tactic to an entirely new level.
Really loved the ending. Too sweet.
A serviceman for a company that made a very expensive machine where I used to work came to service the machine. He had to fly in from Atlanta. He was really an independent contractor for the company that did the service calls.
He worked all over the southeast, and had to rent cars a lot to get to the job sites, so he was a gold-card customer to the rental companies.
He came to our place and had rented a Caddy, as was his usual deal.
After the job was finished he decided to drive to the next job instead of flying back to Atlanta first.
He then had to drop off the car at a different office than where he rented it. They charged him a huge drop-off fee that they weren’t supposed to because of his gold card status being a frequent customer.
He could not get the fee dropped or reimbursed.
Six months later he came to service our machine again.
Again he rented a Caddy and did his work. It was summer and he enjoyed fishing, so he bought some tackle and shrimp for bait and had a good day fishing the beautiful Gulf of Mexico.
He caught some good fish, but forgot to take them and the leftover shrimp home with him when he left the car at the airport.
It was a hot summer day and the car wasn’t checked over for a couple of days until a really putrid smell was discovered to be emanating from it.........................
Nice.
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I don’t know if you’ve ever smelled rotting shrimp, but it is the most putrid, horrible smell you can think of. Gag a maggot stench!.......................
When I was very young my grandfather took us to the beach in Florida. He drove us in his brand new Cadillac. I spent the day collecting horse shoe crabs. I wanted to take some home so when he wasn’t looking I put them in the trunk.
I promptly forgot all about them. They sat in his trunk for two days.
Grandpa was not pleased at all.
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