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SHTF: 5 Reasons Survivalism is, like, really hard
AK Sportsman ^ | 5/30/2017 | S Morstan

Posted on 05/30/2017 9:14:52 AM PDT by w1n1

We all know a guy. You know. That Guy. The one who 'has a plan' when the Zombie Apocalypse' happens (it won't). That plan usually consists of holing up in a mall or a grocery store, brandishing ridiculous weapons, and may have taken a martial arts class once.

There's a survival variant, too, and I'm gonna tell you all about it.

You might find that you're a That Guy. There's no shame in it. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I was a mall ninja once, and I'll admit it, I still like overly complicated and ridiculous ostensible weapons.

Think you can be a genuine survivalist? Well, read through, and see if you think you could stand surviving on your own in Alaskan wilderness. No mall ninja-ing, no martial artistry, just surviving off the land with a basic kit of tools.

Here's why that might be really, really hard.

Hunting is harder than you think it is. Alright, alright, I know: "But Sam," you say, "I hunt all the time. You're being stupid. (insert other colorful language to taste)".Yeah, alright, hunting in the Lower 48 isn't so bad wen you take a truck out and use a kitted-out rifle with a scope and whatever else.

Moose are Huge. No really, have you ever been up close to a moose? Really up close? I can tell you they can get up to 6.9 feet at the shoulder, or 1,500 lbs, but does that really convey how big a moose is? Read the rest of the really hard to survive in Alaska story here.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: preppers; shtf; survivalists
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1 posted on 05/30/2017 9:14:52 AM PDT by w1n1
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To: w1n1

LOL. Yup. Once you kill the moose you got to deal with the Grizzy ears...


2 posted on 05/30/2017 9:19:57 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: wastoute

I get grizzly ears every few weeks, but my wife trims them.


3 posted on 05/30/2017 9:27:11 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

https://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-ER430K-Trimmer-Cleaning-Battery-Operated/dp/B000FYVOJC


4 posted on 05/30/2017 9:32:21 AM PDT by Darteaus94025 (Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
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To: w1n1

Kill the moose, harvest the meat you need and leave the rest for the grizzly ears....

The size of the animal doesn’t matter then.....Back pack out 200lbs of meat with a drag......


5 posted on 05/30/2017 9:34:01 AM PDT by nevergore
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When it gets to survivalist time, you won’t have to share your bunting grounds with thousands of recreational hunters in season, but millions of starving people who don’t care about bag limits, hunting seasons or sustainability. The land will be quickly stripped of anything larger than a mouse. Quite simply, the land of the US can’t support 300 million people with anything less than modern industrial agriculture. Even if you drop back to horse drawn plows you’ll have 80% of the population starve. Much more if you go back to a hunter-gather level.


6 posted on 05/30/2017 9:35:54 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
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Bunting ground is down the third base line, and you don’t want to share that with millions of bunters. I hate ottokorekt.


7 posted on 05/30/2017 9:38:21 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Good one!


8 posted on 05/30/2017 9:39:43 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: KarlInOhio

There will be a plentiful species that will be easy prey if you can get passed the idea...


9 posted on 05/30/2017 9:41:08 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: nevergore
Back pack out 200lbs of meat with a drag......

Buddy of mine got talked into deer hunting - once. He was 'fortunate' enough to bag a big doe, then had to drag her carcass a quarter-mile up and down ravines just to get her to the truck.

Like I said, he went deer hunting - once.

10 posted on 05/30/2017 9:41:47 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.)
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s. Oh, and hunting season obviously doesn’t apply all year, unless you have your proper Resident subsistence hunting permits. In that case, you may find yourself a hell of a lot colder while you’re trying to fish, hunt, or trap while there’s snow and ice around.

The article is about SHTF. Why would I need a license?

And yeah, I can build a shelter or start a fire and none of it easy...


11 posted on 05/30/2017 9:43:47 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: KarlInOhio

Even if you drop back to horse drawn plows
= = =

If no one eats your horse.


12 posted on 05/30/2017 9:45:53 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Brought to you from Turtle Island, otherwise known as 'So-Called North America')
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To: KarlInOhio

If the lights go out half the population will be dead in 6 mos. There won’t be that much competition in the woods for game.


13 posted on 05/30/2017 9:46:41 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: wastoute
We all know a guy. You know. That Guy. The one who 'has a plan' when the Zombie Apocalypse' happens (it won't)

Somebody hasn't been doing their homework.


14 posted on 05/30/2017 9:53:47 AM PDT by archy (Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, they'll kill you a little, then eat you.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

“I get grizzly ears every few weeks, but my wife trims them.”

Your wife trims them? Does she have a sister?


15 posted on 05/30/2017 9:54:14 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("“In America, we don’t worship government, we worship God.”" DJT)
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To: wastoute
LOL. Yup. Once you kill the moose you got to deal with the Grizzy ears...

I knew a guy with a necklace made out of grisly ears. But he was from Louisiana.

16 posted on 05/30/2017 9:54:54 AM PDT by archy (Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, they'll kill you a little, then eat you.)
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To: archy

OK, OK. I’ll start being more careful.


17 posted on 05/30/2017 9:56:13 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: w1n1

I don’t care. I’m still gonna buy some rainbow ninja blades. They’re so socially aware!


18 posted on 05/30/2017 10:04:50 AM PDT by Mad Dawg (Sta, si cum canibus magnis currere non potes, in portico.)
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To: KarlInOhio

“The land will be quickly stripped of anything larger than a mouse.”

Exactly as depicted in the EMP-scenario of “One-Second After” by William Forstner. Ditto to your post!


19 posted on 05/30/2017 10:06:00 AM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: w1n1

Survivalism?, in spite of how the “realism” programs depict it on t. v. is extremely difficult. That is why few instead of many will survive.


20 posted on 05/30/2017 10:09:21 AM PDT by sport
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