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Like a Necktie For Your Butt
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-9-17 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/09/2017 8:14:41 AM PDT by NOBO2012

In case you live in a cave and are unaware: butts are the new boobs. Every young woman wants big ones in the 21st century. Some want them bad enough to have augmentations.

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There’s just no explaining some people’s taste and delusions.

On an objective basis (i.e. da Vinci’s golden ratio) disproportionately large butts are not attractive.

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But(t) like so many issues, many of them far more important that the size of boobs and butts, pop culture has dictated what people accept as objective reality. Hence young women have been brainwashed into believing they need to haul around a big booty in order to be desirable and sexy. As described (rather grotesquely) in The Fake Butt Phenomenon some women would go to any extreme to add a caboose to their rear end. 

Apparently the cult of the big butt migrated north from South America some years ago and for some reason gets a waiver from the otherwise politically correct warriors opposed to all other forms of cultural appropriation, including Taco Night. Having been totally embraced by Hollywood and other so-called celebrities –

buttsBooty butts of Kardashian, Beyoncé and Lopez 

the totally fake, big butted booteratti have become entrenched as the 21st century’s ideal of beauty. Otherwise how else do you explain this list? Top 30 World’s Most Beautiful Women? (h/t Blonde Gator) – which includes Michelle Obama at #21,

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and Hillary Clinton at #6 (I will spare you). “Journalists” don’t even care about credibility anymore.

But(t) for politics, political correctness and nepotism the list would have been the Top 5 World’s Most Beautiful Women, butt that’s another story, for another day.

necktie for butt

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: becky; beyonce; kardashian; michelleobama; pc; sirmixalot
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1 posted on 04/09/2017 8:14:41 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Sorry. I’m old school. I despise big butts. Give me a size 4 or less every time.


2 posted on 04/09/2017 8:19:56 AM PDT by lafroste (Look at my profile page. Thanks.)
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To: NOBO2012

If big fatty butts are in vogue, then American gals are in like flint. Next, they’ll be telling us muffin tops are sexy.


3 posted on 04/09/2017 8:24:21 AM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Stay Calm and Carry.)
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To: lafroste
Sorry. I’m old school. I despise big butts.

Ditto on that..

I know some women "naturally" have larger derrieres, but to actually make your butt bigger on purpose ????

4 posted on 04/09/2017 8:24:54 AM PDT by Popman
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To: NOBO2012

US culture is now a Hottentot culture. Big butts are a thing because the ghetto culture is ascendant.


5 posted on 04/09/2017 8:25:05 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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To: lafroste

Just got back from S America....lots of fake butts there


6 posted on 04/09/2017 8:25:22 AM PDT by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.l)
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To: lafroste

With you on this, but Sir Mix-A-Lot would disagree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo

This one is much better - the Sponge Bob version. Can’t believe Burger King made this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5X4TSbGreA


7 posted on 04/09/2017 8:31:30 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: NOBO2012

Because there are so many fat a$$ women running around its easier for those that have one to attempt to try and glorify them vs reduce or live with theirs.

Obamas Bovine wife was great for promoting this.


8 posted on 04/09/2017 8:32:16 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: NOBO2012

Some of them look deformed. Sorry.


9 posted on 04/09/2017 8:34:02 AM PDT by trisham
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To: NOBO2012

Argh! The Kim Kardashian look turns me off. Same with silicone/ saline breasts.
A friend of my daughter had implants. She ran up to me and gave me a hug.
Felt like she had two softballs in her blouse.

I like natural well proportioned .


10 posted on 04/09/2017 8:35:29 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: rrrod
Just got back from S America....lots of fake butts there

Errrrr, from being born and raised in Miami and its large Latin population, I can attest a lot of them are real.

11 posted on 04/09/2017 8:40:19 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: HombreSecreto

“With you on this, but Sir Mix-A-Lot would disagree.”
Could never understand why so many white people were in love with one of the most racist songs ever.


12 posted on 04/09/2017 8:40:42 AM PDT by Hiro Protaginast
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To: NOBO2012

If you look back at Victorian styles, women wore bustles to make them look like they had jutting buttocks. They actually had pillows on strings under their dresses.


13 posted on 04/09/2017 8:42:30 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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14 posted on 04/09/2017 8:45:12 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: NOBO2012

#21 is michelle obama??? Sure doesn’t look like her.


15 posted on 04/09/2017 8:45:49 AM PDT by jackibutterfly (We have to stop saying "How stupid can you get". Too many people are seeing it as a challenge.)
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To: NOBO2012

People naturally come with all different shapes. People naturally like different shapes. It’s stupid to let anyone, especially strangers on the Internet, tell you what you should like or what you should BE like.


16 posted on 04/09/2017 8:46:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I prefer to think of myself as ... civilized." ~Jonathan Q. Higgins)
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To: Vinnie

LOL....the add on fakes look like cartoon characters!


17 posted on 04/09/2017 8:47:13 AM PDT by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.l)
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To: A_perfect_lady

Everyone knew that wasn’t the real body, though, just as nobody thought 18th century panniers reflected a real shape.

I think the point was to express wealth through excess and impracticality.


18 posted on 04/09/2017 8:48:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I prefer to think of myself as ... civilized." ~Jonathan Q. Higgins)
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To: NOBO2012

What Makes a Hottentot So Hot?






What has she got that I ain't got?

19 posted on 04/09/2017 8:54:53 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Tax-chick
I think the point was to express wealth through excess and impracticality.

True. Perhaps at some level that is still what is going on. I mean, if it's clearly fake, it must be surgery. Surgery is expensive...?

20 posted on 04/09/2017 8:55:06 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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