Posted on 03/06/2017 7:31:37 PM PST by GraceG
So I have heard there is some dumb anti-trump Women's boycott march on march 8th. I was thinking what would be the best way to tweak these libtard losers.....
Then i got an idea...
"Make a Sandwich to Make America Great Again!"
Find a place across from these protesting losers, setup a small folding table and chair, from a cooler produce the following items:
1 loaf of White wonder bread, 1 quart of mayo, 1 package of pre-slice prepackaged American Cheese, 1 package of sliced ham, 1 package of pre-cooked bacon, ( No filthy lettuce or other veggies )
Various utensils, plastic baggies napkins, etc...
Tape a sign to the table reading:
Women Proudly Making Sandwiches for Men! ( Free Sandwich for anyone wearing a Make America Great Again Hat )
Watch the liberal female protesters just melt down!
There would no doubt be a few knuckle sandwiches served.
CAUTION: would a TRUMP supporter take a sandwich offered by an unknown (possibly a devious anti-Trump lunatic? Never speak to strangers offering candy, or sandwiches!
In ‘ordinary times’ one wouldn’t believe they’d need to be so cautious, but in today’s climate Caution is a Virtue.
Around 20 years ago, there was a German exchange student in the small town I was in.
The weekly newspaper did a story on him and had a Q&A report along with his story.
When asked what food he missed the most from Germany, he replied “Bread”. His favorite American food, “hamburgers”.
A good hamburger can be really good but they are not common either.
I make sandwiches every other Friday at my local house of worship for the homeless.
Local health inspectors and law enforcement have never stopped in.
It’s a sandwich.
ROFL!!!!
Trump haters would never make or offer a free sandwich.
1. No idea how to put a sandwich together.
2. Mayo is white. That’s racist.
3. Ham? That’s a hate crime.
4. Bacon? See #3.
Anti-Trumpers believe themselves to be such great actors. All they need do is play a character (mellow mom?) and proceed. Something foul sprinkled on any ingredient in the sandwich, something foul mixed in the mayo. If a nut is able to place a razor blade in a whole apple at Halloween Trick or Treat (it has happened)... What more might a grown nut do to harm any and all?
Red on the Texas Flag stands for bravery while Blue on the Texas Flag stands for loyalty.
If everyone wears BLUE, then we can show LOYALTY to our country!
I will wear BLUE on Wednesday!
I had another thought this morning. The most well-known color of Make America Great Again hats is red. Ironic that the feminazi’s decided to go with red.
I won’t wear a red shirt, but my red hat will sure be worn.
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