Posted on 02/07/2017 1:43:26 PM PST by PROCON
An early morning shooting in Houston Monday is under investigation and police say it may have stemmed over a cold taco.
According to the Houston Police Department, a man and his girlfriend got a taco from a taco truck around 2 a.m., but the woman complained about the taco being cold. The woman apparently asked the taco truck worker to heat up the taco, but when he refused, the woman became irate and pulled a gun on the worker.
At that point, the womans boyfriend asked her to calm down, but she instead pulled the trigger, striking her boyfriend. Authorities did not say whether they believed the shooting to be intentional or accidental, but the man is expected to survive.
Its unclear whether the taco was reheated or eaten.
OK, I'm going to take a wild stab and guess alcohol may have been involved.
Its unclear whether the taco was reheated or eaten.
Dang it, I hate it when they leave you hanging.
Comments are hilarious.
DROP THE CHALUPA!
Some like it hot.
My wife has me on notice to NEVER bring a cold taco home to her — OR ELSE!
I’m suspecting it might be about more than the taco.
As if we needed ANOTHER post after the one below to remind guys to stay single!!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3522347/posts
Don’t be steppin’ up tween no ho and a taco, yo.
No Taco-Flavored Kisses for You!
After the Super Bowl. She must have had a bet on the Falcons.
Boyfriend expected to survive.
I guess this blows the wedding plans.
Never tell a woman with a cold taco to calm down. It could be fatal.
Interpreting this story may depend on which definition or slang for “taco” is being used.
There are so many punchline but I’ll go with the one that probably won’t get me banned:
If Hillary Clinton wouldn’t put up with cold taco, why should she?
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Was the NAACP there to provide mouth to mouth?
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Katrina refugees?
.....on the next episode of “Psycho Hosebeast” Wanda goes out for a bite.
CC
It’s in Texas.
We have the Taco Doctrine.
We also have Stand Your Taco.
She is free and clear.
Judging by the fact that the article omitted the couple’s names, I would venture a guess they are something like LaQueesha and Tayquan.
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