..around 2 a.m.,OK, I'm going to take a wild stab and guess alcohol may have been involved.
It’s unclear whether the taco was reheated or eaten.
Dang it, I hate it when they leave you hanging.
Comments are hilarious.
1 posted on
02/07/2017 1:43:26 PM PST by
PROCON
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2 posted on
02/07/2017 1:44:17 PM PST by
dfwgator
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3 posted on
02/07/2017 1:44:27 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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My wife has me on notice to NEVER bring a cold taco home to her — OR ELSE!
4 posted on
02/07/2017 1:45:10 PM PST by
House Atreides
(Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
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I’m suspecting it might be about more than the taco.
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6 posted on
02/07/2017 1:45:52 PM PST by
ObozoMustGo2012
("Be quiet... you are #fakenews!")
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Don’t be steppin’ up tween no ho and a taco, yo.
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No Taco-Flavored Kisses for You!
9 posted on
02/07/2017 1:47:06 PM PST by
dfwgator
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After the Super Bowl. She must have had a bet on the Falcons.
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Boyfriend expected to survive.
I guess this blows the wedding plans.
11 posted on
02/07/2017 1:48:16 PM PST by
Beowulf9
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At that point, the woman’s boyfriend asked her to calm down, but she instead pulled the trigger, striking her boyfriend. Never tell a woman with a cold taco to calm down. It could be fatal.
12 posted on
02/07/2017 1:48:19 PM PST by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Interpreting this story may depend on which definition or slang for “taco” is being used.
13 posted on
02/07/2017 1:48:30 PM PST by
CatOwner
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There are so many punchline but I’ll go with the one that probably won’t get me banned:
If Hillary Clinton wouldn’t put up with cold taco, why should she?
15 posted on
02/07/2017 1:49:14 PM PST by
Dr.Deth
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Was the NAACP there to provide mouth to mouth?
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16 posted on
02/07/2017 1:49:51 PM PST by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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17 posted on
02/07/2017 1:51:15 PM PST by
gundog
(Hail to the Chief, bitches.)
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.....on the next episode of “Psycho Hosebeast” Wanda goes out for a bite.
CC
18 posted on
02/07/2017 1:51:16 PM PST by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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It’s in Texas.
We have the Taco Doctrine.
We also have Stand Your Taco.
She is free and clear.
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Judging by the fact that the article omitted the couple’s names, I would venture a guess they are something like LaQueesha and Tayquan.
20 posted on
02/07/2017 1:52:48 PM PST by
ObozoMustGo2012
("Be quiet... you are #fakenews!")
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This thread will be priceless.
21 posted on
02/07/2017 1:53:22 PM PST by
mykroar
(Congratulations President Trump)
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The woman apparently asked the taco truck worker to heat up the taco, but when he refused, the woman became irate and pulled a gun on the worker. Somewhere in there one might find the axiom ‘The customer is always right’.
22 posted on
02/07/2017 1:53:27 PM PST by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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Learn it. Live it. Love it.
I submit for consideration that the shooter in this story is probably in the "No Go Zone".
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