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'Twas the Night Before Inaugeration
Email | 01-19-101-2017 | Email

Posted on 01/20/2017 6:19:43 AM PST by Hoffer Rand

T'was the Night Before Inaugeration

T'was the night before Inauguration, and up in the Tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The conservative masses had come out in force, And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them . . . What a surprise. They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost, And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost. They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad, But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed, Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod. The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed, And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter, It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter. With cities to pillage and windows to smash, They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

Eight years of Obama had given them cause, To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus. But soon the protestors will feel the pain, When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear, Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear. The cocoa and crayons will help for a while, But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz, In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose. He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede, The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd, He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud. He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs, Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat, And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete. For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit, And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best, And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest. His love for this country was on full display, And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.

He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone, Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on. The fate of this country left nothing to chance, So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

The men he had chosen were of the same mind, Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind. He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat, With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;

“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt! On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it. Start lifting restrictions and building the wall, Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;

The roar of his audience rose from the stands, He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands. He answered their questions and calmed all their fears, They knew it would be a fantastic four years.

Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet, A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget. He sent one more tweet as the evening expired; “Happy Inauguration to all, AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”


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Hubby got this email last night. Hope I'm not posting a duplicate.
1 posted on 01/20/2017 6:19:43 AM PST by Hoffer Rand
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To: Hoffer Rand

:: Inaugeration ::

FAIL


2 posted on 01/20/2017 6:21:26 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Hoffer Rand

Hope I’m not posting a duplicate.

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Apparently you didn’t check.......

CLICK:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=night


3 posted on 01/20/2017 6:26:40 AM PST by deport (We renew on-line in Texas as long as nothing has changed.)
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To: Hoffer Rand

The gist is: Make America Great Again!

Fun post.


4 posted on 01/20/2017 6:28:02 AM PST by marktwain
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To: deport

Actually, I DID check. Nothing came up. You know, the two responses I’ve gotten remind me why I don’t post threads. Here we are today, celebrating the end of eight years of a national nightmare and the dawn of a new era, and some FReepers still can’t resist the urge to eat their own. So busy pointing wagging fingers at others to just relax and actually enjoy the day.

So, enjoy playing net nanny, folks. I’m going to enjoy the day’s festivities and ignore the cattiness.


5 posted on 01/20/2017 6:33:41 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (God be greater than the worries in my life, be stronger than the weakness in my mind, be magnified.)
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To: Hoffer Rand

Ignore the snark monkees and dup police, I hadn’t seen it.....thanks.


6 posted on 01/20/2017 6:43:49 AM PST by traderrob6
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To: Hoffer Rand

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3515895/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3515881/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3515126/posts


7 posted on 01/20/2017 6:45:08 AM PST by FreedomGuru (Clinton a gazillion wrong moves)
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To: Hoffer Rand

I just started my own:

T’was the night before inauguration and all through the land
Liberals bemoaned the collapse of their plans
The networks had spun all their fake news with care
In hopes of another four years of despair...

By the time I’m done it will be another election cycle.


8 posted on 01/20/2017 6:49:28 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: Hoffer Rand

Not your fault per say as the search function on FR isn’t the most efficient by far.
I find it best to seach on one or two at max title words. Also apparently the default
on search is ‘keywords’ and not ‘title’ so if searching for a title change the search
function to ‘title’.

Take care and have a blessed Trump ‘Inauguration’ day.


9 posted on 01/20/2017 6:54:42 AM PST by deport
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To: deport

Both hands on the wheel...


10 posted on 01/20/2017 7:00:50 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: Hoffer Rand

HA HA HA!! Awesome, who wrote it?


11 posted on 01/20/2017 7:03:56 AM PST by Claud
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To: Claud

I don’t know who wrote it. Hubby received it in an email last night. I’m so over-the-moon that today is finally here, that I had to share.


12 posted on 01/20/2017 7:07:50 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (God be greater than the worries in my life, be stronger than the weakness in my mind, be magnified.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

An auger is basically a screw, right?

Well, we have been augered these last 8 years.

It is time to be un-augered.


13 posted on 01/20/2017 7:22:34 AM PST by RedElement
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I didn’t read any further, my own self.


14 posted on 01/20/2017 7:24:33 AM PST by OKSooner (www.greatagain.gov <= Go here to put a note in the suggestion box!)
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To: Hoffer Rand

I also got it in email but it was badly formatted so I’m glad to see it here. I want to print it and keep it... I have a binder (several so far) that I keep articles in for our grandson - now 8 years old. Who knows if maybe some day they won’t all be considered seditious material? Hey - if what goes on now isn’t considered sedition, I don’t know what would! Thanks for posting.


15 posted on 01/20/2017 7:35:20 AM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Hoffer Rand

“”So, enjoy playing net nanny, folks. I’m going to enjoy the day’s festivities and ignore the cattiness””

Well said - I had the same reaction to the post(s) you’re referring to. They’re like democrats - they just can’t help it!


16 posted on 01/20/2017 7:38:01 AM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Hoffer Rand

By the way, is everyone aware that President Trump got rid of the “Climate Change” page to the WH website ..??

It happened on Saturday in the Oval Office.

Oh yeah, and if you haven’t heard, NOAA has revealed that the earth last year was not hotter than the year before.

These lies are getting exposed more often - thank goodness.


17 posted on 01/21/2017 10:30:58 PM PST by CyberAnt (Peace through Strength)
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To: CyberAnt

I wrote the original “Twas The Night Before Inauguration.” It was a Christmas poem that I wrote for gemstatepatriot.com and it was published December 23rd under the title “A Very Trump Christmas.” That site and the Liberty Beacon website both have good copies of the original. Thank you for all of the kind comments. -Tony Olson


18 posted on 01/24/2017 4:19:48 PM PST by Tony Olson (Author of Spin Game)
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