[castlegreyskull]

I think they need to tweak their business model. Start selling ribs, chicken wings, and real hamburgers. Have a burger that weighs 3 lbs, and call it “heart attack” I am sure business will pick up.

[Army Air Corps]

I think they need to tweak their business model. Start selling ribs, chicken wings, and real hamburgers. Have a burger that weighs 3 lbs, and call it “heart attack” I am sure business will pick up.

Since this was a Commie joint, you'd have to rename your proposed burger with a name like "The Supreme Leader" or "The General Secretary" or "The Stalin Supreme." Also, this burger would only be available to patrons who are members of good standing in the restaurant's "State Central Committee" customer loyalty programme. :-)