[Army Air Corps]

I think they need to tweak their business model. Start selling ribs, chicken wings, and real hamburgers. Have a burger that weighs 3 lbs, and call it “heart attack” I am sure business will pick up.

Since this was a Commie joint, you'd have to rename your proposed burger with a name like "The Supreme Leader" or "The General Secretary" or "The Stalin Supreme." Also, this burger would only be available to patrons who are members of good standing in the restaurant's "State Central Committee" customer loyalty programme. :-)

[RegulatorCountry]

Don’t forge the special hidden bathrooms for the nomenklatura, that are clean and actually have toilet paper.

[castlegreyskull]

I often wondered about these Vegan places. I have two idiot sister in laws who are vegans. One of them does it privately and will eat the Christmas ham when she is over. However, the other insists that she drags my brother in law to vegan places.

I think if a vegan place was named “I am a vegan but my Date is not” and serves a balance of bar food and vegan crap, it might work out better.

Since that was a communist place, they should name their burgers after the Communist dictators of the 20th century. The desert would be named “Siberian Labor Camp”