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DUmmie FUnnies 12-05-16 (DUmmie Despair as Greens Drop PA Recount)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 5, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/05/2016 11:14:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Was watching the despair of the Left right after the election entertaining? Well, December 19 will also be entertaining when the Electoral College makes the election of Donald Trump official. Oh, and it will also be a happy day for your humble correspondent when I am finally able to collect a few hundred bucks from my PredictIt wager on Trump. One of the reasons that the Electoral College vote is in the bag is that the Green Party has dropped the recount in Pennsylvania. I guess Jill Stein wanted to hold onto that cash sent to her so she can get a nice beach house next to Bernie. Meanwhile the DUmmies are in a state of very entertaining despair as you can see in their thread, Green Party Drops Statewide Pennsylvania Recount. So let us now watch the DUmmies despair over their loss of a Pennsylvania recount in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that after December 19 January 20 will also be another entertaining day for watching DUmmie despair, is is in the [brackets]:

Green Party Drops Statewide Pennsylvania Recount


[Hillary might have lost a state but Jill gained a beach house.]

The Green Party is dropping its court case seeking a recount of Pennsylvania’s Nov. 8 presidential election. It had wanted to explore whether voting machines and systems had been hacked and the election result manipulated.


The Green Party’s filing came Saturday, saying it couldn’t afford the $1 million bond the court had set. A Commonwealth Court hearing had been scheduled in the case for Monday, and the $1 million bond was due later that day.


[That money could be put to better use on Jill's beach house. And now to the DUmmies in despair...]

Well, that blows :( It's not a coincidence that actually counting votes in the United States is this hard.


[If it was easy, all the states would be in a state of recount on Dec. 19.]

Jill Stein has raised about 7 million so far. I think they could have afforded to pay the bond if they chose. What will she do with any left over money?


[Psst! Beach house. The preferred repository for bribed socialists.]

Stein raised way more than that didn't she? I thought Stein had raised enough $$$ to see this through? She has raised $7 million and Wisconsin & Michigan recounts will cost $5 million. I guess she and the Green Party will just pocket the left over money now


[Pocket is right.]

She has raised 7 million dollars. And her fundraising website still lists PA. She is asking for 9 million currently.


[That is to help fund the shrimp cocktail parties at her new beach house.]

We needed all three states to flip in order to overturn the election. If she drops Pennsylvania, that means it's over.


[Sherlock DUmmie finally gets a clue.]

Hmm, shits not adding up in my mind here. I haven't checked in a while But Jill had some serious coin stacked up for this.


[When you visit Jill's beach house, perhaps it will finally add up in your mind.]

The legal challenges may have added substantially to the estimated cost. That's my guess, anyway.


[Oh, and then there was that beach house expense.]

No doubt that the lawyers and logistics eats up the cash but still.. I'm gonna do a little digging as I was already curious where the money is actually going.


[Start digging at the lakefront next door to Bernie's beach house.]

required $1 million bond seems like exorbitant extortion to start a recount is that the normal amount for a recount bond? If not, I would fight the cost by way of civil rights/equality laws. But now Jill is not committed to following through or so it seems. Yes, it is hard to be a leader. However, just ask for more money, ask for legal help, put out the message and people will respond. Maybe she's tired and wants others to take over or at least help more.


[Jill Stein is just $10 away from adding another room to her beach house.]

Did someone from the Trump oorganization get to Jill with $$$$$$. I thought she had raised nearly 7 mill. and I know she didn't spend it all in Mich or Wisc. I say hell yes they did.... The money could have been raised by all those fU*KG SOBs joining the cabinet. A Couple mill here a nice condo there..hell yes that is the way it works.


[GASP! Are you actually suggesting that Jill Stein could be bribed?]

Wait, it say a million dollar "bond". The out of pocket cost to Jill is cents on the dollar


[Um...You seem to be confusing "bond" with the futures market.]

If there are funds remaining after the recount, funds will be returned to those who donated.


[Sorry, you will NEVER see your donated money again, sucker.]

People gave her millions. Why can't she afford it?


[Because not much left after beach house payment.]

What is she planning to do with the over 7 million she raised?


[Ask Bernie.]

Will her recount contributors be getting a refund?


[No sucker. Next question!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: du; dummies; greenparty; jillstein; recount
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To: stylin19a
If we raise more than what's needed, the surplus will also go toward election integrity efforts and to promote voting system reform."

For which the head office must be conveniently located in my new beach house, where every waking moment will be spent sipping cocktails on a deck overlooking the ocean trying to figure out new ways towards election integrity, or hosting cocktail parties where we will be discussing voting system reform.

21 posted on 12/05/2016 12:55:34 PM PST by ExpatCanuck
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To: eaglestar

22 posted on 12/05/2016 12:58:37 PM PST by eaglestar
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To: PJ-Comix

How about HUD offices with pictures of Ben Carson!


23 posted on 12/05/2016 1:08:55 PM PST by cgbg (Pedophiles--the siren is wailing--incoming!)
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To: mrsmel
Man, I think I’m going to run national public office and deliberately lose!

I lot of liberals were angry at John F. Kerry after his '04 loss when it was found that he still had $20 million of unspent campaign funds.

24 posted on 12/05/2016 1:13:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Glenn Beck is one Blood Bucket shy of the Funny Farm)
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To: ExpatCanuck
Nice Better Off Dead reference.
25 posted on 12/05/2016 2:15:11 PM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( Hillary Clinton is a felon. As yet unindicted, but a felon nonetheless ))))
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To: PJ-Comix

Where can I get on the DUFunnies ping list? I miss them...


26 posted on 12/05/2016 2:31:32 PM PST by ConservaTeen (Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The religion of Pedophilia...)
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To: Drew68

The Dummies cite it like it’s the holy grail


27 posted on 12/05/2016 2:34:16 PM PST by Dstorm
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To: PJ-Comix
Wait, it say a million dollar "bond". The out of pocket cost to Jill is cents on the dollar

[Um...You seem to be confusing "bond" with the futures market.]

I think they are confusing it with bailbondsman. They likely have more experience with jail.

28 posted on 12/05/2016 3:51:05 PM PST by CAluvdubya (<---has now left CA for NV, where God/guns have not been outlawed! She's done and he's won!)
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To: Dstorm
The Dummies cite it like it’s the holy grail

All I know is I want to get in on some of this recount grift. Bill Palmer, Greg Palast, everyone's got a website with a PayPal link promising to uncover the truth. And now some lawyer in Florida raised a quick $65k for a recount in the Sunshine State that's never going to happen!

They all saw how fast Jill Stein raised millions and said, "That's where the action is!"

29 posted on 12/05/2016 5:07:57 PM PST by Drew68
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To: PJ-Comix

For the past eight years I’ve had to deal with walking past Obama’s portrait. Looking forward to visiting the Reagan building and seeing portraits of President Trump!


30 posted on 12/05/2016 7:34:23 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (SandyInPeoria just doesn't sound right... yet here I am.)
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To: ari-freedom
and safety pins. They can really help with the loss

I was confused by the safety pins after the election, but figured they were to hold the blubbering babies' diapers on. Are they still crying in the streets or has the cold weather driven them back to their mommies' basements?

31 posted on 12/06/2016 1:21:07 AM PST by hsalaw
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To: PJ-Comix
Well, that blows

[Yes it does, Ben Burch.]

I guess she and the Green Party will just pocket the left over money now

[Chairman Mao lived in a nice house too.]

I'm gonna do a little digging as I was already curious where the money is actually going.

[Follow the money DUmmie. And prepare for more disappointment!]

If there are funds remaining after the recount, funds will be returned to those who donated.

[HAHAHAHAHA!]

Will her recount contributors be getting a refund?

[Life as a DUmmie is not FUn.]


32 posted on 12/06/2016 11:04:13 PM PST by Right_Wing_Madman
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