Pepe took her pump.
More dehydration from a pesky pneumonia flare up.
With any luck she’ll “call in dead”.
Her dog ate her debate homework.
“My dog ate my brain.”
Stroke?
“Family emergency.”
Chelsea discovers Webb Hubbell really IS her dad.
Can’t see her skipping the debate. If anything, I think she doesn’t collapse like many expect (or want).
Nothing short of military conflict on U.S. soil or actual gun fire in the near vicinity should stop the debates.
That or Cankles can just kill over dead on National TV.
Thats the only way.
Incontinence as a side effect of “non contagious bacterial pneumonia”. SHE CAN’T HOLD HER MUD!
I wonder how drugged up she’ll be and if the drugs will impair her speech?
The audience at Hofstra will be comprised of agitprops whose sole purpose is to distrupt, deflect and destroy the debate to provide cover for Hillary.
Comey? Comey can't do anything without his cover man.
Hussein Obama, America's FIRST Muslim President, needs Hillary in the White House to continue HIS POLICY of flooding the US with Muslims.
Hillary was NOT indicted because Hussein called the FBI Dir and the Att General and said NO INDICTMENT.
It's Obama behind the lawlessness. Like Watergate, Hussein sends the peons out to take the heat.
“Please excuse Hillary from this debate as her stupidity has flared up again. Bill Clinton”
Pepe took her pump.
Hill’s excuse will be that she has to babysit the grand kids while Chelsea takes her place at the debates.
Donald trump is being too mean.
Hmmm....Something both shocking and ridiculous? Okay... What if Bill Cosby accused Hillary of ‘getting him stoned on Hawaiian Punch spiked with vodka and something in a bong’ back in 1993, and having her way with him in the Lincoln Bedroom while her husband watched and smoked Cuban Cigars.
P.S. This is total fiction. I’m just going with the premise.
The carpenters union went on strike and couldn’t finish her new lecturn.
If she does so, Trump should simply purchase that 90 minutes and dwell on the litany of Hillary’s crimes for 30, and on his corrections for the bad things done over the past eight years for 60.
h/t Travis McGee