Posted on 09/19/2016 10:41:34 AM PDT by John Semmens
Impatient at the slow progress toward integrating Middle Eastern immigrants into the German economy, Chancellor Angela Merkel demanded that businesses "step up the pace of hiring. It's a disgrace that only 100 of the million refugees that have entered the country this year have jobs. The refusal of the private sector to offer enough jobs forces the government to bear the burdens of meeting the need to house and feed these people."
Hans Volle, Director of Human Resources for Deutsche Tech, complained that "Chancellor Merkel's aspirations are unreasonable. Hardly any of these refugees understand our language, a majority of them appear to be illiterate, and the level of technical skills we require is nowhere to be found. The notion that we could employ more than a tiny fraction of the refugees is pure fantasy."
Merkel was unmoved by German industry's lack of enthusiasm for hiring the immigrants and recalled that "German businesses weren't so finicky during the 1940s when millions of foreign workers were brought into our factories and put to work on projects of vital importance to the country. Where is their ingenuity? Germany has done great things before and we can do them again if only we have the will to do so."
In related news, a surprising number of "refugees" in Germany are taking "vacations" to the war-torn sites that they supposedly were fleeing when they arrived in Germany. Merkel maintained that the revelation "shouldn't be so mysterious. You could run for your life yet still experience homesickness. The idea that these people could be jihadi infiltrators strikes me as far-fetched."
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Merkel is demanding her Guests work for their supper , Oh My
It doesnt seem possible that a person could do what Merkel did just out of stupidity. The degree of stupidity it would take for her to open her country up to a Muslim invasion of murdering and raping Jihadists just doesnt seem possible, so whats going on here?
My best guess would be she was bribed by the Saudis and Frau Merkel now has a Swiss bank account that would rival Frau Clintons.
Germany used a lot of foreign workers in the early 40’s, while German men of military age were busy elsewhere.
A. Well, it's not like they could get away with importing JEWS any more.../head desk> /industrial facepalm>
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